Doublethink- Fully understanding you are lazy and replaceable. Yet, firmly believing you deserve a raise and bonus. PGP

Last year tequila sunrises on the beach, this year office spring cleaning

Being on a first name basis with the night security staff. PGP.

G chat is down across the country. Worst Monday ever.

Going full Rust Cohle trying to track down whoever stole my snack from the office fridge

Pinch me and I will end you.

Being forced to organize the March Madness Office Pool because you are the youngest. #PGP

The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.

The customer is never right. PGP.

I’ve been actively picking my nose at my desk for twenty minutes. PGP.