We had some people give cash, and it was even more annoying, because we still had to deposit it to use it for anything useful (and we didn’t want to seem like wierdos on our honeymoon paying for shots with Benjamins). Cash sucks.
Black Mirror’s new season’s first ep dives pretty deep into this “social rating” phenomenon. Super interesting/depressing when you realize you can basically never be “yourself” anymore and need to kiss everyone’s ass around you 100% of the time.
Was there, too! Chatted with a polite OSU fan here and there: “Nice catch”, “Ooh, bad tackle”, etc. He abruptly left without a word with around 2 min left in the 4th. #OSUHateWeek #EveryWeek
Heading to Penn State this weekend for Ohio State weekend – perfectly timed article. My life expectancy is going to drop faster than the Lions to those fucking Buckeyes… or faster than a 12-year old boy in the Penn State showers?
*Prepares eyes for ensuing PSU rape-in-showers jokes*
Signed up for a marathon with my wife over the summer. She messed up her hip and bailed, which gave me the out to bail. Life is 100% better without training for a fucking marathon (did it last year – also hated it).
My brother gets married next year and I’m his Best Man. I know the Maid of Honor (who I went to HS with) is going to upstage my speech with some stupid dance routine with their dance company, but I’ll be the dickhead of the day when my eyeballs roll so hard they fall out of my face.
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I just gave an out-loud “Ugh!” at my cubicle. Cancel the check and friendship.
We had some people give cash, and it was even more annoying, because we still had to deposit it to use it for anything useful (and we didn’t want to seem like wierdos on our honeymoon paying for shots with Benjamins). Cash sucks.
I (for no reason whatsoever) worry that someone will steal the cards – no trust for Wedding Drunks.
Black Mirror’s new season’s first ep dives pretty deep into this “social rating” phenomenon. Super interesting/depressing when you realize you can basically never be “yourself” anymore and need to kiss everyone’s ass around you 100% of the time.
Was there, too! Chatted with a polite OSU fan here and there: “Nice catch”, “Ooh, bad tackle”, etc. He abruptly left without a word with around 2 min left in the 4th. #OSUHateWeek #EveryWeek
Heading to Penn State this weekend for Ohio State weekend – perfectly timed article. My life expectancy is going to drop faster than the Lions to those fucking Buckeyes… or faster than a 12-year old boy in the Penn State showers?
*Prepares eyes for ensuing PSU rape-in-showers jokes*
So this is one of those “Whites Only” events, huh?
Q: “How’d you get the shiner?”
A: “Don’t worry about it.”
Ultimate power move.
Illustration is a major? Come the hell on – you majored in friggin’ DRAWING.
Signed up for a marathon with my wife over the summer. She messed up her hip and bailed, which gave me the out to bail. Life is 100% better without training for a fucking marathon (did it last year – also hated it).
My brother gets married next year and I’m his Best Man. I know the Maid of Honor (who I went to HS with) is going to upstage my speech with some stupid dance routine with their dance company, but I’ll be the dickhead of the day when my eyeballs roll so hard they fall out of my face.
You were yourself from day 1 – nothing to scoff at there. Admirable as hell.
Also 32, and had no clue what “sending a chug” meant. I learned something today!
Um, welcome to Adult Life.