I was thinking of going to that tonight. I’m also another person who doesn’t know what to do with my hands at concerts so holding drinks is the go or or just tapping random ppl on the shoulder and dodging the opposite way. That really fires up the crowd
Everyone, we are only 2%!different from apes. Can you imagine a 2% difference from us? We are a hybrid species derived from aliens and apes. We are the bastard one night stands of some alien beings landing here and hooking up with some slut apes on a Saturday night. They hit it and quit it but they keep coming back to check up on their experimental creation. They put psychedelic drugs on the planet so that we could educate ourselves away from the hocus locus distractions and limitations of retarded religions and the imbeciles that use dogma to control everything. Free your mind and your ass will follow and what not! Lol
Cambridge! Represent motha fuckas that’s right! This place is filled with smart people from foreign countries, pretentious Ivy League pickle sniffers and dirty ass hippies. Not to mention it’s like the Silicon Valley of the east plus Noam Chomsky chills here. Your good has nothing on this shit. Fuck yourselves or something like that…..yeah
You what? Every single one of these places is God’s local watering hole because he’s everywhere so you better make good decisions or he’ll send you to fucking burn in hell for eternity 😉
For real though, Whiskey Priest in Boston is legit in the summer time.
Life is needlessly petty. Think about it. You sit at a desk for 45 years bored out of your mind, you get to vote for 2 cunts every 4 years as things get worse each time, you’ll go on vacations here and there and see some shit, then you to retire (maybe) and have a couple years to travel some more before you get diagnosed with some terrible disease that could be cured but they’d rather treat you and milk out your death to make a couple more bucks and then you die and most ppl forget about you after about 3 weeks
Hey everyone, sorry for being MIA as of late but I’ve been chasing that paper and you know what, it’s all fucking bullshit. Everything. The new American Dream is going to be waiting in the bread line before you go to your second temp job that given week. I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting and thinking lately and I’ve come to the realization that there is not heaven or hell. We are already in hell, none of us made the team and we’re all just festering here in our own piles of shit as we boast about our stupid existences that amount to resin getting scrapped out of a bowl before we get lit on fire and inhaled by the universe. Holy shit I think I just figured out life and stuff
Well alright then…I got my medical marijuana card for shits and giggles and then I went to the dispensary and got a bunch of weed stuff and tried it outside and giggled a lot and then walked home with a huge grin on my face. Then I went for some runs because I’ve gotten in shape enough to put run my problems now which is a great thing. I watched the Patriots get embarrassed by the fucking Bills at my friend’s new house he bought with his controlling gf but at least she makes unreal buffalo dip, I found out I can’t drink beer anymore due to a bad gluten allergy so vodka soda is in my future for a long ass time. I took some shits, ate some breakfasts, sat down and contemplated moving to california and living out of my truck for awhile and now I’m back at work just hating my life. All in all it was a pretty solid weekend.
Imagine if we all got to work from home. Our jobs can be done anywhere. Office space is becoming obsolete. Imagine how much companies would save on overheard costs and utilities if they didn’t have office space to house millions of uninspired people? When you can work from home, you can work as late as you want and as hard as you want. If you don’t work hard then it’s easier to fire you. Listen, no one gives a shit about you anyway so don’t be a gym class hero type and work your life away for a company that’s eventually going to fuck you over in the end.
They should wheel out JFK’s lifeless remains in a suit and prop him up at the moderation desk and a puppeteer will move his jaw as a voice over rings out while asking the tough questions. And at the end of every talking point he says something like “remember, if you tell the actual truth, you’ll end up like me” as a little chuckle can be heard from the voice over guy.
Fear not Libra, today will be tough to harness pent up emotions, specifically anger. Try to relax with a book or a loved one tonight and be ready to tackle the day tomorrow. Obstacles are only obstacles if your mind allows them to be.
I can’t wait for the day when companies require employees to wear Fitbits in order to receive health insurance through them. Then they’re gonna monitor your activity and entice you with paid gym memberships behind healthy living and smiling faces with stock photos as the coverage gets more expensive and covers less, putting more of the liability on you. Then they’re gonna create a position within the HR department that keeps track of people and if they don’t hit their step goals for the the week that were set by the company after forcing you to take a biometric screening to calculate your personal goals, that person will bring you in for a 1 on 1 meeting to condescendingly talk down to you about not being active enough and how you’re costing the company money by being inactive and unhealthy. Then that person will guilt trip you more by saying think of yourself and your family if your health were to deteriorate. By the way, this person will most likely be a fat fuck who has no business telling people to be active because this is how things go in today’s world.
For more Monday morning motivation, you can email me with concerns.
Wait, didn’t she already pass the bar exam with that no-name rapper in that video that’s on the internet? I’m so good at jokes you guys, you don’t even know and stuff.
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I was thinking of going to that tonight. I’m also another person who doesn’t know what to do with my hands at concerts so holding drinks is the go or or just tapping random ppl on the shoulder and dodging the opposite way. That really fires up the crowd
Everyone, we are only 2%!different from apes. Can you imagine a 2% difference from us? We are a hybrid species derived from aliens and apes. We are the bastard one night stands of some alien beings landing here and hooking up with some slut apes on a Saturday night. They hit it and quit it but they keep coming back to check up on their experimental creation. They put psychedelic drugs on the planet so that we could educate ourselves away from the hocus locus distractions and limitations of retarded religions and the imbeciles that use dogma to control everything. Free your mind and your ass will follow and what not! Lol
Cambridge! Represent motha fuckas that’s right! This place is filled with smart people from foreign countries, pretentious Ivy League pickle sniffers and dirty ass hippies. Not to mention it’s like the Silicon Valley of the east plus Noam Chomsky chills here. Your good has nothing on this shit. Fuck yourselves or something like that…..yeah
You what? Every single one of these places is God’s local watering hole because he’s everywhere so you better make good decisions or he’ll send you to fucking burn in hell for eternity 😉
For real though, Whiskey Priest in Boston is legit in the summer time.
Life is needlessly petty. Think about it. You sit at a desk for 45 years bored out of your mind, you get to vote for 2 cunts every 4 years as things get worse each time, you’ll go on vacations here and there and see some shit, then you to retire (maybe) and have a couple years to travel some more before you get diagnosed with some terrible disease that could be cured but they’d rather treat you and milk out your death to make a couple more bucks and then you die and most ppl forget about you after about 3 weeks
Damn, you’re gonna be really upset when you find out that life is really offensive.
Blow a lot of coke and hydrate with water because you know, health things.
Hey everyone, sorry for being MIA as of late but I’ve been chasing that paper and you know what, it’s all fucking bullshit. Everything. The new American Dream is going to be waiting in the bread line before you go to your second temp job that given week. I’ve been doing a lot of reflecting and thinking lately and I’ve come to the realization that there is not heaven or hell. We are already in hell, none of us made the team and we’re all just festering here in our own piles of shit as we boast about our stupid existences that amount to resin getting scrapped out of a bowl before we get lit on fire and inhaled by the universe. Holy shit I think I just figured out life and stuff
Lmao….I love you too
Thanks for letting me know man, wtf!
Thanks man, the dip probably tastes a lot better than it was because of the weed but either way it was a good day
Well alright then…I got my medical marijuana card for shits and giggles and then I went to the dispensary and got a bunch of weed stuff and tried it outside and giggled a lot and then walked home with a huge grin on my face. Then I went for some runs because I’ve gotten in shape enough to put run my problems now which is a great thing. I watched the Patriots get embarrassed by the fucking Bills at my friend’s new house he bought with his controlling gf but at least she makes unreal buffalo dip, I found out I can’t drink beer anymore due to a bad gluten allergy so vodka soda is in my future for a long ass time. I took some shits, ate some breakfasts, sat down and contemplated moving to california and living out of my truck for awhile and now I’m back at work just hating my life. All in all it was a pretty solid weekend.
Lmao, I don’t think I can comment anymore today.
Imagine if we all got to work from home. Our jobs can be done anywhere. Office space is becoming obsolete. Imagine how much companies would save on overheard costs and utilities if they didn’t have office space to house millions of uninspired people? When you can work from home, you can work as late as you want and as hard as you want. If you don’t work hard then it’s easier to fire you. Listen, no one gives a shit about you anyway so don’t be a gym class hero type and work your life away for a company that’s eventually going to fuck you over in the end.
You could just make an apple into a ghetto bong and enjoy the finer things in life
They should wheel out JFK’s lifeless remains in a suit and prop him up at the moderation desk and a puppeteer will move his jaw as a voice over rings out while asking the tough questions. And at the end of every talking point he says something like “remember, if you tell the actual truth, you’ll end up like me” as a little chuckle can be heard from the voice over guy.
Fear not Libra, today will be tough to harness pent up emotions, specifically anger. Try to relax with a book or a loved one tonight and be ready to tackle the day tomorrow. Obstacles are only obstacles if your mind allows them to be.
I can’t wait for the day when companies require employees to wear Fitbits in order to receive health insurance through them. Then they’re gonna monitor your activity and entice you with paid gym memberships behind healthy living and smiling faces with stock photos as the coverage gets more expensive and covers less, putting more of the liability on you. Then they’re gonna create a position within the HR department that keeps track of people and if they don’t hit their step goals for the the week that were set by the company after forcing you to take a biometric screening to calculate your personal goals, that person will bring you in for a 1 on 1 meeting to condescendingly talk down to you about not being active enough and how you’re costing the company money by being inactive and unhealthy. Then that person will guilt trip you more by saying think of yourself and your family if your health were to deteriorate. By the way, this person will most likely be a fat fuck who has no business telling people to be active because this is how things go in today’s world.
For more Monday morning motivation, you can email me with concerns.
Wait, didn’t she already pass the bar exam with that no-name rapper in that video that’s on the internet? I’m so good at jokes you guys, you don’t even know and stuff.
I took a shit in the toilet this morning so that I wouldn’t shit my pants. Looks like we’re on the come up Duda. Just gotta believe and whatnot