With the rapid rate of technological advancement, being in a relationship for a year could reap severe consequences once you become single became then you have to catch up with the culture. The best thing to do is be a drunk/high well informed esoteric person like myself. Trust me, I know me lol
My hygienist and I have a solid relationship going every 6 months. It’s getting serious. Sometimes I think about just letting my teeth rot out of my skull so I can get high off that laughing gas so they can fix my mouth but being an adult sucks and I’ve realized that the costs of dental work are miserable so I still scrub my teeth twice a day while gazing into the mirror and asking myself internally if this is all just a ride before I head to my job. The dentist is like getting a therapy session except you get your moth cleaned out in the process and they guy literally doesn’t care about your well being until he sees an opportunity to make money off you lol
Will, can you guys just hire me already? I do mobile app product stuff and I’ll write content if you need it while also maintaining my stake in the comment section and I’ll squat a poddy episode here and there if you guys wanna talk about out of this world, Joe Rogen-esque shit. It’s a win win for literally everyone
Jesus Chris, man. Delete your inbox. It’s giving me panic attacks….and don’t sleep on all those boner pill emails or those Russian girls trolling for a husband either
Yeah, I’m trying to watch my figure so I can slip in and out of prison bars at all them FEMA camps that are conveniently placed all over the country lol
I’m a Vodka, mineral water drinker because I’m really into the clear alcohol cleanse that’s going viral (don’t look it up). If all goes well, I should be fully transparent/invisible come WW3
I usually take sticky notes and write my name on them and then slap them on every single item in the fridges to establish dominance and control the food supply
Hey man, I have not. I have smoked DMT which is the same drug but it hits you harder and faster without having to risk feeling nauseous from the brew. I can’t even explain it in a human way but what I can say is it changed my life and my perception of it
Fellas, there are companies out there that scrape the internet for coupon/promo codes and mass distribute them. In order to combat this, promo codes should not be valid more than 5-7 days. We run into this same problem where I work….yes, I know what you’re thinking and it blows my mind that I actually have a job
The substance you’re yearning for at the end of your article is mushrooms…LSD…or DMT…it’s def either of them or all three. Fuck it, reality is a shitty video game anyway
Just say “not guilty” we need to keep the excitement/insane asylum train going. Plus, that’s one less person we all have to pay for in the private profit prison industry
Just say “not guilty” we need to keep this excitement/insane asylum train going. Plus that’s one less person we have to foot the bill for in the private profit prison industry
Or we could just get rid of offices all together like I’ve been saying because we have the internet and it would cut billions in costs. AI and automation are going to replace a lot of jobs in the near future anyway so we won’t even need people anymore. It’s gonna be great
As they’re having passionless conversations about what they’re going to eat for dinner after their boring and joyless office jobs, you can rest assured knowing that you don’t have to compromise on your food choices. Even after their Public Relations broadcasts of “happiness” poisons your social media feeds like a cancer, you know deep down that no high Mg dose of Prozac can mask over the true realities that they try to bury deep down inside themselves. After awhile, everything starts to become more of an advertising campaign of showing they have their shit together while not having their shot together. We are the complete reflections of humanity as a whole and right now it’s looking like a big pile of liquid garbage lol
For sure, man. They got the FCC approval but during pre-prod testing, they had a hard time charging a device fully if there were obstacles in the way. Look for this to be huge in automobiles first
Can confirm…these go great for the retirement center fall aesthetic. Guys, cash out your menial 401k’s, liquidate all your cash savings assets, and apply for social security and get yourself into a swanky 80 and over college dorm-esque place that has a solid meatloaf dinner every Wednesday night
Me: Damn dude, I’m sorry to hear that. You guys didn’t hear about nuclear tensions around the world, the fact that water and seeds will be the new currency after everything collapses, the weather is going fucking crazy and erosion is taking out a lot of land? Way to invite your kid to the shittiest party ever with no choice of RSVP’ing….sure I’ll babysit for you so you can go to the Bruins game and enjoy 2 hours of the freedom you used to have”
Madison – Energous (WATT) is trying to get their product to market that emits wireless electricity in a given space using low frequency radio waves from semiconductors. Almost like WiFi except it charges devices with batteries.
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With the rapid rate of technological advancement, being in a relationship for a year could reap severe consequences once you become single became then you have to catch up with the culture. The best thing to do is be a drunk/high well informed esoteric person like myself. Trust me, I know me lol
My hygienist and I have a solid relationship going every 6 months. It’s getting serious. Sometimes I think about just letting my teeth rot out of my skull so I can get high off that laughing gas so they can fix my mouth but being an adult sucks and I’ve realized that the costs of dental work are miserable so I still scrub my teeth twice a day while gazing into the mirror and asking myself internally if this is all just a ride before I head to my job. The dentist is like getting a therapy session except you get your moth cleaned out in the process and they guy literally doesn’t care about your well being until he sees an opportunity to make money off you lol
Lmao ^. One of the most accurate things ever transcribed into written language
Will, can you guys just hire me already? I do mobile app product stuff and I’ll write content if you need it while also maintaining my stake in the comment section and I’ll squat a poddy episode here and there if you guys wanna talk about out of this world, Joe Rogen-esque shit. It’s a win win for literally everyone
Jesus Chris, man. Delete your inbox. It’s giving me panic attacks….and don’t sleep on all those boner pill emails or those Russian girls trolling for a husband either
Yeah, I’m trying to watch my figure so I can slip in and out of prison bars at all them FEMA camps that are conveniently placed all over the country lol
I’m a Vodka, mineral water drinker because I’m really into the clear alcohol cleanse that’s going viral (don’t look it up). If all goes well, I should be fully transparent/invisible come WW3
I usually take sticky notes and write my name on them and then slap them on every single item in the fridges to establish dominance and control the food supply
Hey man, I have not. I have smoked DMT which is the same drug but it hits you harder and faster without having to risk feeling nauseous from the brew. I can’t even explain it in a human way but what I can say is it changed my life and my perception of it
Fellas, there are companies out there that scrape the internet for coupon/promo codes and mass distribute them. In order to combat this, promo codes should not be valid more than 5-7 days. We run into this same problem where I work….yes, I know what you’re thinking and it blows my mind that I actually have a job
I appreciate the feedback…I’ll bring it back
The substance you’re yearning for at the end of your article is mushrooms…LSD…or DMT…it’s def either of them or all three. Fuck it, reality is a shitty video game anyway
Just say “not guilty” we need to keep the excitement/insane asylum train going. Plus, that’s one less person we all have to pay for in the private profit prison industry
Just say “not guilty” we need to keep this excitement/insane asylum train going. Plus that’s one less person we have to foot the bill for in the private profit prison industry
Or we could just get rid of offices all together like I’ve been saying because we have the internet and it would cut billions in costs. AI and automation are going to replace a lot of jobs in the near future anyway so we won’t even need people anymore. It’s gonna be great
As they’re having passionless conversations about what they’re going to eat for dinner after their boring and joyless office jobs, you can rest assured knowing that you don’t have to compromise on your food choices. Even after their Public Relations broadcasts of “happiness” poisons your social media feeds like a cancer, you know deep down that no high Mg dose of Prozac can mask over the true realities that they try to bury deep down inside themselves. After awhile, everything starts to become more of an advertising campaign of showing they have their shit together while not having their shot together. We are the complete reflections of humanity as a whole and right now it’s looking like a big pile of liquid garbage lol
For sure, man. They got the FCC approval but during pre-prod testing, they had a hard time charging a device fully if there were obstacles in the way. Look for this to be huge in automobiles first
Can confirm…these go great for the retirement center fall aesthetic. Guys, cash out your menial 401k’s, liquidate all your cash savings assets, and apply for social security and get yourself into a swanky 80 and over college dorm-esque place that has a solid meatloaf dinner every Wednesday night
Me being an adult:
“Hey man, [insert girl’s name] is pregnant.”
Me: Damn dude, I’m sorry to hear that. You guys didn’t hear about nuclear tensions around the world, the fact that water and seeds will be the new currency after everything collapses, the weather is going fucking crazy and erosion is taking out a lot of land? Way to invite your kid to the shittiest party ever with no choice of RSVP’ing….sure I’ll babysit for you so you can go to the Bruins game and enjoy 2 hours of the freedom you used to have”
Madison – Energous (WATT) is trying to get their product to market that emits wireless electricity in a given space using low frequency radio waves from semiconductors. Almost like WiFi except it charges devices with batteries.