Here is my in-depth analysis of this article since I’m basically the Architect if the Matrix:
First, your lord and savior is a woman who is famous for having a sex tape released of her blowing a then sort of famous rapper. The same woman’s father who was a lawyer in the O.J. Simpson case who got him off…(of murdering multiple people). That same woman who’s mother married gold medalist Bruce Jenner, who then morphed and shapeshifted into Caitlin Jenner, and is now this woman’s 2nd mother. They have a show called keeping up with the Kardashian’s even though much of the population is already ahead of them on an IQ basis which is sad because this world is literally filled with dumbass people. Back to my initial point, I know this is satire/sarcasm but this woman being someone you look up to is an extremely evident red flag.
You seemingly got married young and that lasted only a few months with this person and you let him keep a Tempurpedic mattress which costs thousands of dollars. Sleeping is over 1/3 of your life…you can buy copper cookware almost anytime and let’s be honest, affording food is going to be everyone’s main concern in the not-so-distant future.
You would lady-cum in your own kitchen which eludes to the fact that you were sexually frustrated with your male partner since he was unable to get the fingerprint scanner and passcode to work correctly to unlock your clitoris and open you up into a new dimension of pleasure. Also, that def violates some health codes since it’s a place of preparing food for other people.
Since you seemingly got divorced, you ask for assets back that have no real intrinsic value. Why not spend that alimony money that you’re sure to get on a new set of nice cookware?
Cookware is your main concern over losing someone you told the place that is ruled by an invisible guy along with lying to our government that you will spend the rest of your life with this person. I’m all about lying to the government but now you’ve helped the divorce statistics and you’ve reduced love to a number of failure percentages
Copper can be found in sedentary rocks or places with high volcanic activity so maybe use that alimony to take a trip to Hawaii or Pompeii before it ultimately goes up in flames. Copper is also highly oxidative which would lose its durability over time due to it losing electrons and turning green in color. This fact is seems to run parallel with the length of your marriage. Invest in gold instead since it will be more valuable once the economy and the dollar collapses and becomes debased in value.
If the next guy you choose to wed keeps the cookware, you can always light his house on fire and make it look like a “cooking” accident. And then you can scream “BAM!” In your testimony and go out in style like Emril
I think everyone, everywhere is the worst. Guys, it’s time to put all of our nuclear weapons to good use and just take out the entire planet. If the “illuminated” ones in our society keep saying “He/She’s in a better place now” after they die then wouldn’t that suggest that we’re all going to be in a better place when we die? I’ve done DMT, I’ve seen what dying is like and it’s pretty wild stuff. Everyone is a piece of shit in one form or another at one point or many points in their lives yet they always seem to be going to “better places” regardless. Let’s all migrate over to this better place everyone who has no idea about it keeps talking about…the first person who says “you first”, probably lives in LA which should be the epicenter for when humanity combusts itself, our you’re from middle America and the fact that you wouldn’t agree with me just blows my mind after I spent 5 minutes there. Lol. I love you
Guys, take the shots of depression on Monday, throw up, and feel better as you ride the high all the way to Friday and into the weekend!….literally repeat this for the rest of your life until you ultimately don’t accomplish any of your dreams and then remain in a state of comfortable boringness until your shitty kids throw you in a nursing home in your own dime and then you die as you watch syndicated reruns of Game of Thrones and your coloring bag filled up but your asshole male nurse didn’t care enough to check up on you lol
All you have to do is wear a $700 resold Supreme box logo t-shirt out everywhere and watch as people start trying to offer blow jobs and free drinks and food and hotel stays and 1st class upgrades and the occasional elevator pitch about how their dope streetwear brand found a niche in the market when all they did was stitch in an elastic band at the bottom of the pant legs and called them joggers
I only listen to Pink Floyd’s – Careful With That Ace Eugene on a continuous vinyl loop that has been pressed on sustainably sourced free ranged vinyl farms
Why have pride in a place that put you in crippling debt for years to come just to get a piece of paper that said you could sit at a desk and still not afford real assets? Is that embroidered sweater really that cool? Once I become POTUS and destroy offices with the power of the internet, I’m coming after colleges because Google-ing shit is free lol
The CIA does this a lot. Teens in angst needed to be kept docile and apathetic via relatable punk rock….Could also be a Reptilian shapeshifter who is connected with the Illuminati in order to brainwash the masses and get them while they are young. It’s a psy-ops tactic just like everything else in this augmented reality
I drank too much all day yesterday on the plane and in SF with JR and now I’m heading to this event in Napa in a tent and it’s it’s 90 degrees out and all I have are pants and long sleeves and I feel like my vision has a delay in focusing on objects and now I gotta go fucking talk to people. God damnit
Guys, Duda is interviewing me next Live from the handicapped stall in a ladies bathroom within a seedy has station off Route 66 where we will discuss my thoughts on the Noah’s Arc Story, climate change Deniers who believe in the Noah’s Arc story, and B-roll 7Up commercials from the 90’s
Currently on a plane heading to Napa Valley to attend a networking event with Apple, FB, and Google people to talk about Artificial Intelligence and Neural Networks. I’m going to get drunk off wine and talk about trying to make software brains dream on their own and learn emotion via a simulated/coded psychedelic drug trip and then probably get murdered and buried in the mountains. Really looking forward to the finger foods and meeting the tech illuminati a
TGDAG: Girl’s Doctor ups her ADD medication dosage too high and girl is then found huddled under a damp bridge, warming her hands next to a trash barrel fire, and yelling at pigeons for ruining her near perfect life.
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Here is my in-depth analysis of this article since I’m basically the Architect if the Matrix:
First, your lord and savior is a woman who is famous for having a sex tape released of her blowing a then sort of famous rapper. The same woman’s father who was a lawyer in the O.J. Simpson case who got him off…(of murdering multiple people). That same woman who’s mother married gold medalist Bruce Jenner, who then morphed and shapeshifted into Caitlin Jenner, and is now this woman’s 2nd mother. They have a show called keeping up with the Kardashian’s even though much of the population is already ahead of them on an IQ basis which is sad because this world is literally filled with dumbass people. Back to my initial point, I know this is satire/sarcasm but this woman being someone you look up to is an extremely evident red flag.
You seemingly got married young and that lasted only a few months with this person and you let him keep a Tempurpedic mattress which costs thousands of dollars. Sleeping is over 1/3 of your life…you can buy copper cookware almost anytime and let’s be honest, affording food is going to be everyone’s main concern in the not-so-distant future.
You would lady-cum in your own kitchen which eludes to the fact that you were sexually frustrated with your male partner since he was unable to get the fingerprint scanner and passcode to work correctly to unlock your clitoris and open you up into a new dimension of pleasure. Also, that def violates some health codes since it’s a place of preparing food for other people.
Since you seemingly got divorced, you ask for assets back that have no real intrinsic value. Why not spend that alimony money that you’re sure to get on a new set of nice cookware?
Cookware is your main concern over losing someone you told the place that is ruled by an invisible guy along with lying to our government that you will spend the rest of your life with this person. I’m all about lying to the government but now you’ve helped the divorce statistics and you’ve reduced love to a number of failure percentages
Copper can be found in sedentary rocks or places with high volcanic activity so maybe use that alimony to take a trip to Hawaii or Pompeii before it ultimately goes up in flames. Copper is also highly oxidative which would lose its durability over time due to it losing electrons and turning green in color. This fact is seems to run parallel with the length of your marriage. Invest in gold instead since it will be more valuable once the economy and the dollar collapses and becomes debased in value.
If the next guy you choose to wed keeps the cookware, you can always light his house on fire and make it look like a “cooking” accident. And then you can scream “BAM!” In your testimony and go out in style like Emril
I think everyone, everywhere is the worst. Guys, it’s time to put all of our nuclear weapons to good use and just take out the entire planet. If the “illuminated” ones in our society keep saying “He/She’s in a better place now” after they die then wouldn’t that suggest that we’re all going to be in a better place when we die? I’ve done DMT, I’ve seen what dying is like and it’s pretty wild stuff. Everyone is a piece of shit in one form or another at one point or many points in their lives yet they always seem to be going to “better places” regardless. Let’s all migrate over to this better place everyone who has no idea about it keeps talking about…the first person who says “you first”, probably lives in LA which should be the epicenter for when humanity combusts itself, our you’re from middle America and the fact that you wouldn’t agree with me just blows my mind after I spent 5 minutes there. Lol. I love you
The borderline eating disorder, abusers of ADD medication, wears Lulu Lemon and bikes to work couple
I’m just gonna leave all those typos there because I’m like super mysterious and stuff
Guys, take the shots of depression on Monday, throw up, and feel better as you ride the high all the way to Friday and into the weekend!….literally repeat this for the rest of your life until you ultimately don’t accomplish any of your dreams and then remain in a state of comfortable boringness until your shitty kids throw you in a nursing home in your own dime and then you die as you watch syndicated reruns of Game of Thrones and your coloring bag filled up but your asshole male nurse didn’t care enough to check up on you lol
Bro, don’t sleep on dumpsters behind family owned Italian joints…shits free
All you have to do is wear a $700 resold Supreme box logo t-shirt out everywhere and watch as people start trying to offer blow jobs and free drinks and food and hotel stays and 1st class upgrades and the occasional elevator pitch about how their dope streetwear brand found a niche in the market when all they did was stitch in an elastic band at the bottom of the pant legs and called them joggers
I only listen to Pink Floyd’s – Careful With That Ace Eugene on a continuous vinyl loop that has been pressed on sustainably sourced free ranged vinyl farms
Why have pride in a place that put you in crippling debt for years to come just to get a piece of paper that said you could sit at a desk and still not afford real assets? Is that embroidered sweater really that cool? Once I become POTUS and destroy offices with the power of the internet, I’m coming after colleges because Google-ing shit is free lol
Thanks for taking the time to tell me that. Literally no one else is thinking that but good effort
The CIA does this a lot. Teens in angst needed to be kept docile and apathetic via relatable punk rock….Could also be a Reptilian shapeshifter who is connected with the Illuminati in order to brainwash the masses and get them while they are young. It’s a psy-ops tactic just like everything else in this augmented reality
I don’t have cable and I hacked my old roommate’s Netflix account. He’s gonna be really pissed when he sees the recently viewed section lol
I drank too much all day yesterday on the plane and in SF with JR and now I’m heading to this event in Napa in a tent and it’s it’s 90 degrees out and all I have are pants and long sleeves and I feel like my vision has a delay in focusing on objects and now I gotta go fucking talk to people. God damnit
Guys, Duda is interviewing me next Live from the handicapped stall in a ladies bathroom within a seedy has station off Route 66 where we will discuss my thoughts on the Noah’s Arc Story, climate change Deniers who believe in the Noah’s Arc story, and B-roll 7Up commercials from the 90’s
Word on the street says that Chili’s is a pretty good Spanish Conquistador themed food place
And Mold Gravy
Currently on a plane heading to Napa Valley to attend a networking event with Apple, FB, and Google people to talk about Artificial Intelligence and Neural Networks. I’m going to get drunk off wine and talk about trying to make software brains dream on their own and learn emotion via a simulated/coded psychedelic drug trip and then probably get murdered and buried in the mountains. Really looking forward to the finger foods and meeting the tech illuminati a
Love that place but Squash Dictatorship has better blindfolds
So, you worked at GAP?
TGDAG: Girl’s Doctor ups her ADD medication dosage too high and girl is then found huddled under a damp bridge, warming her hands next to a trash barrel fire, and yelling at pigeons for ruining her near perfect life.