If mark Zuckerberg can wear a T-shirt with a hoop zip and jeans and become a billionaire, idc about dressing up to subconsciously try to impress myself to perform better. Execution is the only thing that matters. Looking good used to matter but humans are generally ugly creatures now so just focus on executing and making money lol
Put a little riddle or a limerick on a card with a picture of a treasure map that has an x on it and then pass them out and tell them to follow their dreams or some corny shit like that and then walk away
There’s no point in dressing up all nice anymore. Everyone should be comfortable and wear clothes that allow for full range of motion since you must be ready to run away from anything at anytime while remaining aerodynamic
I want to automate day trading using machine learning/AI but I’ll probably get murdered if I pull it off which would make me sad like right before I died
The only reason I am in the family group chat is to be able to reach them in because a natural disaster or some other disaster happens and to find out what’s for dinner for when I come visit
The lol is my little trademark on here to let ppl know that I’m being sarcastic but also being serious at the same time so Peoole don’t take it too seriously and go kill themselves or something
Oh, there were head phones. Baby cries are transmitted at a vibrational frequency that penetrates air further and can also pass through membranes such as plastic. It’s like radiation but except giving you cancer years later, it makes you want to commit acts that the global elite commit while dressed in hooded cloaks in dimly lit pentagram candle structures in the basement of some high profile church somewhere
That’s right, I suck. I suck up the comment section so everyone can laugh and think differently and then go back to doing exactly what they were doing before. Sucks to suck, Devin. I bet you wish you could get another column published on this site because if you put half the effort into that like you do with your shitty uninformed comments, you’d probably have a Pulitzer Prize by now and people like David Portnoy and Brian Jennings would be the little pieces of shit in the comments section trying to take jabs at you like the minuscule penises that they are lol
For the record, I added the Christmas thing but someone actually said that to me on the train into work today and this is one of the many reason why I hate public transportation and the public
I don’t like HR so I usually say I make $20k more than I actually do while on interviews and then I say I’m looking for a salary that’s $20k higher than the original number I gave them because this is capitalism and corporate America can burn in Hell forever once I make enough money to leave it lol
Taylor, don’t worry. The justice system is dead in this country. Focus on litigations, they’re fucking lit and stuff. And remember nothing really matters at all and eat Arby’s
I was talking about the Chinese in particular. If you want to seek value in Korea, invest in Samsung and some semi conductor manufacturers. If you really want to invest in Korea (North Side), get into the shady weapons dealing game particularly much needed Uranium distribution. Just make sure you have an exit strategy because your investments will come back to haunt you over here lol
There was a god damn baby on my cross country flight that was screaming in terror for 6 straight hours. Please disallow babies from traveling on planes as well as their parents. They aren’t even intelligent enough to have a conversation or realize that life will continue to become more increasingly terrifying. If I had to be “this tall” to ride a Ferris wheel as a kid, we should bring that logic back for planes. There’s no need for babies to travel, they won’t remember the trip they’re being taken on, and they won’t remember the relatives they are being carted to go see. If people can’t afford a babysitter to keep their baby at home how can they purchase an overpriced seat on this careening Sky death trap? I want to idly sit in my seat with my shitty bag of peanuts and vodka and try not to think of bad thoughts as I look out the window. I hope you can accommodate my request for a baby ban and also please get better food and WiFi.
You’d have to do a fuck ton of it over a long period of time to maybe get flashbacks. Plus if you get one, it’s like you’re dreaming while being awake and that’s awesome because pretty much anything else is better than reality
Asians are known for relentlessly keeping up with consumerist trends because once they leave China, they have a field day of freedom here and they have the money. Back in China they’re adopting a consumerist lifestyle more and more so dump some money over there and sit back and collect value as the American Dream dies here and begins to accommodate another group of people. Plus there’s billions of them so think of the possibilities as they get sucked into a life of consumerism just like the people here! Lol
For the cost of one of these jackets back in 2014, these people could have invested that into a number of crypto currencies that would make them a multi-millionaire today. Then they’d never have to leave the house in such shitty weather. Actually they’d be rich enough to leave their shitty lives and go somewhere that’s actually nice outside
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Just go to Portillo’s. That’s all you need to do
If mark Zuckerberg can wear a T-shirt with a hoop zip and jeans and become a billionaire, idc about dressing up to subconsciously try to impress myself to perform better. Execution is the only thing that matters. Looking good used to matter but humans are generally ugly creatures now so just focus on executing and making money lol
You know it’s time to look into crypto currency when Jim Grant from Grant’s Interest Rate Observer begins to talk about them
Put a little riddle or a limerick on a card with a picture of a treasure map that has an x on it and then pass them out and tell them to follow their dreams or some corny shit like that and then walk away
There’s no point in dressing up all nice anymore. Everyone should be comfortable and wear clothes that allow for full range of motion since you must be ready to run away from anything at anytime while remaining aerodynamic
I want to automate day trading using machine learning/AI but I’ll probably get murdered if I pull it off which would make me sad like right before I died
The only reason I am in the family group chat is to be able to reach them in because a natural disaster or some other disaster happens and to find out what’s for dinner for when I come visit
The lol is my little trademark on here to let ppl know that I’m being sarcastic but also being serious at the same time so Peoole don’t take it too seriously and go kill themselves or something
Oh, there were head phones. Baby cries are transmitted at a vibrational frequency that penetrates air further and can also pass through membranes such as plastic. It’s like radiation but except giving you cancer years later, it makes you want to commit acts that the global elite commit while dressed in hooded cloaks in dimly lit pentagram candle structures in the basement of some high profile church somewhere
Obviously they do since they keep paying me $40k more than they normally would
That’s right, I suck. I suck up the comment section so everyone can laugh and think differently and then go back to doing exactly what they were doing before. Sucks to suck, Devin. I bet you wish you could get another column published on this site because if you put half the effort into that like you do with your shitty uninformed comments, you’d probably have a Pulitzer Prize by now and people like David Portnoy and Brian Jennings would be the little pieces of shit in the comments section trying to take jabs at you like the minuscule penises that they are lol
For the record, I added the Christmas thing but someone actually said that to me on the train into work today and this is one of the many reason why I hate public transportation and the public
Everyday is Christmas when you find Jesus and let his beautiful light help guide you through your world lol
I don’t like HR so I usually say I make $20k more than I actually do while on interviews and then I say I’m looking for a salary that’s $20k higher than the original number I gave them because this is capitalism and corporate America can burn in Hell forever once I make enough money to leave it lol
Taylor, don’t worry. The justice system is dead in this country. Focus on litigations, they’re fucking lit and stuff. And remember nothing really matters at all and eat Arby’s
I was talking about the Chinese in particular. If you want to seek value in Korea, invest in Samsung and some semi conductor manufacturers. If you really want to invest in Korea (North Side), get into the shady weapons dealing game particularly much needed Uranium distribution. Just make sure you have an exit strategy because your investments will come back to haunt you over here lol
“Dear United,
There was a god damn baby on my cross country flight that was screaming in terror for 6 straight hours. Please disallow babies from traveling on planes as well as their parents. They aren’t even intelligent enough to have a conversation or realize that life will continue to become more increasingly terrifying. If I had to be “this tall” to ride a Ferris wheel as a kid, we should bring that logic back for planes. There’s no need for babies to travel, they won’t remember the trip they’re being taken on, and they won’t remember the relatives they are being carted to go see. If people can’t afford a babysitter to keep their baby at home how can they purchase an overpriced seat on this careening Sky death trap? I want to idly sit in my seat with my shitty bag of peanuts and vodka and try not to think of bad thoughts as I look out the window. I hope you can accommodate my request for a baby ban and also please get better food and WiFi.
Love,
Devin
You’d have to do a fuck ton of it over a long period of time to maybe get flashbacks. Plus if you get one, it’s like you’re dreaming while being awake and that’s awesome because pretty much anything else is better than reality
Asians are known for relentlessly keeping up with consumerist trends because once they leave China, they have a field day of freedom here and they have the money. Back in China they’re adopting a consumerist lifestyle more and more so dump some money over there and sit back and collect value as the American Dream dies here and begins to accommodate another group of people. Plus there’s billions of them so think of the possibilities as they get sucked into a life of consumerism just like the people here! Lol
For the cost of one of these jackets back in 2014, these people could have invested that into a number of crypto currencies that would make them a multi-millionaire today. Then they’d never have to leave the house in such shitty weather. Actually they’d be rich enough to leave their shitty lives and go somewhere that’s actually nice outside