The kids of today need to start getting used to being fucked over. They’re entering a world that doesn’t need them anymore. When Artificial Intelligence takes over and singularity occurs, just get a new Furby instead of a kid because it will be able to do way cooler stuff and it won’t need food or all that other expensive bullshit lol
I’m talking about the next new breakthrough treatment for cancer besides CAR-T cell therapy, Ross, and it’s stock costs $8.55 right now which is roughly 1/3 the cost of Alpha Brain that I continually buy from Manoutfitters.com to bring you guys this deep knowledge and so i don’t get fired from my day job. It will skyrocket in value in the coming years when production orders are placed from cancer treatment facilities and hospitals. 1 of these devices is currently being used in Boston right now. Have I ever steered any of you wrong in the past 4 years?
Guys, it’s time to grow up. Fashion is cool but the real holiday savings are in a little known Swedish company that has created the first ever 60 minute cancer imagery/pin-point treatment device that will soon be making its first scaled production run after Dec. 31st. They have 9 of these machines already in clinical use around the globe and each device costs $12M. Drop $500 on the stock and you’ll be able to buy ManOutfitters.com and all of it’s assets within 5 years or less lol
I did a research thesis on Facebook’s correlation with Depression in college especially in our age group and the adverse effects it has in our future in accordance with pharmaceutical companies facilitating and profiting off the need. Since facebook’s adoption into young people’s lives, Depression has skyrocketed and so has the value of Depression/anxiety med companies. The suicide rate has also increased but other variables account for that too. Instead of solving the actual problem at the source, they put a veneer over it, repackage it with social marketing type tactics, and pretend that they’re helping when they’re really just further perpetuating the cycle and gathering valuable personal data about you so that a quicker diagnosis can be reached in the not so distant future.
Sexy take: Buy shares of Netflix stock on the next dip, deactivate your ex’s Netflix account that you still pirate so he/she can’t see what you watch when they log in, buy your own Netflix account, wait a few days, and then the Netflix stock value spike will pay for your subscription cost 3x over. Sell at the high and reinvest in the Ethereum Blockchain which will be used for encrypted, decentralized, peer-to-peer global content delivery and then become a millionaire within the next decade
How dare you criticize a major black money revenue stream of our country’s secret governing body that has led to the prosperity of many cities and communities while also backfunding much of our military ventures abroad and paying for our safety by weaponizing local police forces to control us through fear
Big Dinner Table is not happy with people being dirtgrubs and eating in bed. That’s why they pivoted their product assortment to small little breakfast in bed tray things to compete with Big Bed which has already tricked people into buying a piece of foam for $4000
Basically, what I’m sayin’, kids is invest in Constellation brands because alcohol stock spikes when ppl are happy and when they’re sad. It’s bulletproof so invest in your rollercoaster future with stability in mind
Coors Light pairs exquisitely with snowboarding and sneaking them on the chair lift and then after the fun is over, you realize you’re poor and gonna die someday and you just drank yellow pee water with a clever marketing scheme and life is pain and you still have to go to work until you drop dead and then you keep drinking Coors Light to try and forget all of that shit
Get them really drunk, knock them out with a heavy, blunt object, wrap them up in a nice little area rug from Urban Outfitters, throw them in the back of your Subaru, and dump them somewhere random in the woods or behind a Wal Mart….disclosure: The contents of this message do not condone the act of murder, I am not liable for any party’s actions that are not in accordance to United States Judicial Law….a Delaware Company lol
You boi, just got the exclusive invite from AMEX to promote up to their Platnum Card which is the step below the Black Card. Traveling will be a thing for 2018, like interplanetary travel with a nice % off thanks to AMEX. Once I reach Black Card status I’m quitting life
As the Senior Product Manager of the comment section, Thank you for your columns, Nick. I appreciate you and the others who provide me with a canvas for me to absolutely ca-ca all over and become famous for writing incoherent shit without being published lol
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The kids of today need to start getting used to being fucked over. They’re entering a world that doesn’t need them anymore. When Artificial Intelligence takes over and singularity occurs, just get a new Furby instead of a kid because it will be able to do way cooler stuff and it won’t need food or all that other expensive bullshit lol
Venmo me $500 and I’ll tell you….I’m just kidding, it’s Elekta. Bust seriously, give me $500
Damn, tough crowd. Fine, just eat Arby’s and whatnot then lol
I’m talking about the next new breakthrough treatment for cancer besides CAR-T cell therapy, Ross, and it’s stock costs $8.55 right now which is roughly 1/3 the cost of Alpha Brain that I continually buy from Manoutfitters.com to bring you guys this deep knowledge and so i don’t get fired from my day job. It will skyrocket in value in the coming years when production orders are placed from cancer treatment facilities and hospitals. 1 of these devices is currently being used in Boston right now. Have I ever steered any of you wrong in the past 4 years?
Guys, it’s time to grow up. Fashion is cool but the real holiday savings are in a little known Swedish company that has created the first ever 60 minute cancer imagery/pin-point treatment device that will soon be making its first scaled production run after Dec. 31st. They have 9 of these machines already in clinical use around the globe and each device costs $12M. Drop $500 on the stock and you’ll be able to buy ManOutfitters.com and all of it’s assets within 5 years or less lol
Listen, you literally don’t have to do anything you don’t want to because this is America, sort of
“Free your mind and your ass will follow” – George Washington, probably lol
I did a research thesis on Facebook’s correlation with Depression in college especially in our age group and the adverse effects it has in our future in accordance with pharmaceutical companies facilitating and profiting off the need. Since facebook’s adoption into young people’s lives, Depression has skyrocketed and so has the value of Depression/anxiety med companies. The suicide rate has also increased but other variables account for that too. Instead of solving the actual problem at the source, they put a veneer over it, repackage it with social marketing type tactics, and pretend that they’re helping when they’re really just further perpetuating the cycle and gathering valuable personal data about you so that a quicker diagnosis can be reached in the not so distant future.
Sexy take: Buy shares of Netflix stock on the next dip, deactivate your ex’s Netflix account that you still pirate so he/she can’t see what you watch when they log in, buy your own Netflix account, wait a few days, and then the Netflix stock value spike will pay for your subscription cost 3x over. Sell at the high and reinvest in the Ethereum Blockchain which will be used for encrypted, decentralized, peer-to-peer global content delivery and then become a millionaire within the next decade
How dare you criticize a major black money revenue stream of our country’s secret governing body that has led to the prosperity of many cities and communities while also backfunding much of our military ventures abroad and paying for our safety by weaponizing local police forces to control us through fear
Cocaine is a pretty good energy optimizer. So is meth. Def choose meth
Big Dinner Table is not happy with people being dirtgrubs and eating in bed. That’s why they pivoted their product assortment to small little breakfast in bed tray things to compete with Big Bed which has already tricked people into buying a piece of foam for $4000
Basically, what I’m sayin’, kids is invest in Constellation brands because alcohol stock spikes when ppl are happy and when they’re sad. It’s bulletproof so invest in your rollercoaster future with stability in mind
Coors Light pairs exquisitely with snowboarding and sneaking them on the chair lift and then after the fun is over, you realize you’re poor and gonna die someday and you just drank yellow pee water with a clever marketing scheme and life is pain and you still have to go to work until you drop dead and then you keep drinking Coors Light to try and forget all of that shit
Lie, cheat, steal, win. Repeat forever
Get them really drunk, knock them out with a heavy, blunt object, wrap them up in a nice little area rug from Urban Outfitters, throw them in the back of your Subaru, and dump them somewhere random in the woods or behind a Wal Mart….disclosure: The contents of this message do not condone the act of murder, I am not liable for any party’s actions that are not in accordance to United States Judicial Law….a Delaware Company lol
You boi, just got the exclusive invite from AMEX to promote up to their Platnum Card which is the step below the Black Card. Traveling will be a thing for 2018, like interplanetary travel with a nice % off thanks to AMEX. Once I reach Black Card status I’m quitting life
As the Senior Product Manager of the comment section, Thank you for your columns, Nick. I appreciate you and the others who provide me with a canvas for me to absolutely ca-ca all over and become famous for writing incoherent shit without being published lol