This makes me want to go down there and riverboat gamble, get drunk off some weird moonshine, and then go catch a jazz ensemble and dance with sexyadues while eating gatormeat tacos or something
I love the people who randomly stop in the middle of the trail to sit down and disreagrd everyone else’s flow/safety. These resorts should re-introduce mountain lions to roam freely so that the blockers of progress get weeded out naturally lol
Yeah but do you know how much cash and cocaine they could fit in that bag? That shits way more fun than a circle shaped piece of medal with an ethically questionable rock on it that basically signifies “what do you want to do for dinner tonight” until someone’s coming gives out lol
You’ll quickly find out who your realest and closest friends are when North Korea, China, and Russia merge as an unlabelled mercinary militia and invade us to gain control over all the Walmarts and Dollar Stores we have lol
Can confirm. Pretty soon, we’ll all be Amazon employees whether we know it or not. Once the housing market corrects itself, Amazon will probably buy the White House on the dip and then Bezos will turn it into his D.C. meetings home since he’ll probably try to buy the Pentagon soon after
Aha! There you are, you sneaky motherfucker. Can I ask you an extremely personal question? Were you the voice of Daria in the cartoon Daria because “ugh” seems to give it away
We should turn endangered species into emotional support animals in order to save them and they too need some emotional support so it’s love full circle. I can’t wait until Amazon delivers my emotional support elephant tomorrow
Guys, I have to be an asshole but our generation probably isn’t going to retire even if you invest in a 401K properly and you have a company match. Debt has grown faster than the overall economy rate percentage and a lot of that debt (government, corporate, consumer) is virtually unpayable at this moment and interest rates are low. Imagine what’s going to happen with interest rates rise? That debt become a lot more expensive to pay back than it already is. The market is booming right now but a large correction is due and whem that happens civil unrest will be the new full-time job. Invest in uranium streaming companies because this next war is gonna be a nuclear one. It’s all about the gains, baby! Lol
Guys, isn’t it funny that while Amazon the company further expands into utter glutony, the actual Amazon rainforest is getting smaller and smaller. Pretty soon, Amazon the company is going to build a giant warehouse in the Amazon jungle just to enslave the natives there and then club the rest like baby seals so they can “penetrate” the South American marketplce. Amazon will the probably buy out the US military and sell nukes at a steep retail discount and promising same 10 minute delivery. It’s gonna be grat, we all deserve this lol
It’s because they all bought like $20 in Bitcoin and turned it into $67 and then realized that they could do this with capital efficient companies and then they realized that this is all just a giant game and that money actually does buy happiness but it’s in the form of safety and nice looking things. 10 years from now they’ll be spinning Miles Davis vinyls but via the chip implanted in their wrist lol
One time in Kindergarten, we had to make hand puppets and I gave mine a beard using an Elmer’s glue stick and once it came time to pull it off it stung so this post hits close to home lol
I love it when you schedule a late dinner right before the kitchen closes and then you come in with a large party of people and they all get entrees and then the cooks absolutely lose their minds and then probably shit, piss, and spit in your good for making them work late and re-clean their kitchen stations
Everyone, I think I just found a grand opportunity at love and hate all at the same time…guy with insanely insecure GF should propose trying our swinging in order to find a deeper love connection with each other. Then, they somehow get in contact with guy who can’t blow knuckle babies on girl’s stomach good and them they work out an arrangment to meet with plenty of upside-down pineapples, long break masks, red wine, and pentagram decorations sprinkled with cocaine in candle light. Then they swap and guy with shitty GF leaves with sexually frustrated girl so she can get his rocks off and forces shitty GF to endure the sexy time spent with guy who can’t cum good so she can spiral out further into an insecure inansity that no prescription drug or therapist can fix lol
The only meetings I want to attend for now on are podcast meetings where we all just joke and talk about stuff, make fun of other stuff, and not care about reports or regular-ass meetings because the world is crumbling around us anyway and I’m pretty sure that quarterly reports won’t matter once everyone is killing eachohter just to eat some corn meal…..Jesus Christ I’m bored lol
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This makes me want to go down there and riverboat gamble, get drunk off some weird moonshine, and then go catch a jazz ensemble and dance with sexyadues while eating gatormeat tacos or something
No idea why my comment appended under yours, Dave. Great, now my comment’s sexyness is gonna tarnish because of your trash takes lol
I love the people who randomly stop in the middle of the trail to sit down and disreagrd everyone else’s flow/safety. These resorts should re-introduce mountain lions to roam freely so that the blockers of progress get weeded out naturally lol
Metal*, colon* (judge me)
Yeah but do you know how much cash and cocaine they could fit in that bag? That shits way more fun than a circle shaped piece of medal with an ethically questionable rock on it that basically signifies “what do you want to do for dinner tonight” until someone’s coming gives out lol
You’ll quickly find out who your realest and closest friends are when North Korea, China, and Russia merge as an unlabelled mercinary militia and invade us to gain control over all the Walmarts and Dollar Stores we have lol
Can confirm. Pretty soon, we’ll all be Amazon employees whether we know it or not. Once the housing market corrects itself, Amazon will probably buy the White House on the dip and then Bezos will turn it into his D.C. meetings home since he’ll probably try to buy the Pentagon soon after
Aha! There you are, you sneaky motherfucker. Can I ask you an extremely personal question? Were you the voice of Daria in the cartoon Daria because “ugh” seems to give it away
West World is actually a true stor……*gunshot from an undisclosed locatuon*
I’m gonna be doing some stuff and other things this weekend. Alrifhr, have a weekend everyone
We should turn endangered species into emotional support animals in order to save them and they too need some emotional support so it’s love full circle. I can’t wait until Amazon delivers my emotional support elephant tomorrow
Guys, I have to be an asshole but our generation probably isn’t going to retire even if you invest in a 401K properly and you have a company match. Debt has grown faster than the overall economy rate percentage and a lot of that debt (government, corporate, consumer) is virtually unpayable at this moment and interest rates are low. Imagine what’s going to happen with interest rates rise? That debt become a lot more expensive to pay back than it already is. The market is booming right now but a large correction is due and whem that happens civil unrest will be the new full-time job. Invest in uranium streaming companies because this next war is gonna be a nuclear one. It’s all about the gains, baby! Lol
Guys, isn’t it funny that while Amazon the company further expands into utter glutony, the actual Amazon rainforest is getting smaller and smaller. Pretty soon, Amazon the company is going to build a giant warehouse in the Amazon jungle just to enslave the natives there and then club the rest like baby seals so they can “penetrate” the South American marketplce. Amazon will the probably buy out the US military and sell nukes at a steep retail discount and promising same 10 minute delivery. It’s gonna be grat, we all deserve this lol
It’s because they all bought like $20 in Bitcoin and turned it into $67 and then realized that they could do this with capital efficient companies and then they realized that this is all just a giant game and that money actually does buy happiness but it’s in the form of safety and nice looking things. 10 years from now they’ll be spinning Miles Davis vinyls but via the chip implanted in their wrist lol
One time in Kindergarten, we had to make hand puppets and I gave mine a beard using an Elmer’s glue stick and once it came time to pull it off it stung so this post hits close to home lol
I love it when you schedule a late dinner right before the kitchen closes and then you come in with a large party of people and they all get entrees and then the cooks absolutely lose their minds and then probably shit, piss, and spit in your good for making them work late and re-clean their kitchen stations
Swing and a miss….nice Avi lol
Everyone, I think I just found a grand opportunity at love and hate all at the same time…guy with insanely insecure GF should propose trying our swinging in order to find a deeper love connection with each other. Then, they somehow get in contact with guy who can’t blow knuckle babies on girl’s stomach good and them they work out an arrangment to meet with plenty of upside-down pineapples, long break masks, red wine, and pentagram decorations sprinkled with cocaine in candle light. Then they swap and guy with shitty GF leaves with sexually frustrated girl so she can get his rocks off and forces shitty GF to endure the sexy time spent with guy who can’t cum good so she can spiral out further into an insecure inansity that no prescription drug or therapist can fix lol
The only meetings I want to attend for now on are podcast meetings where we all just joke and talk about stuff, make fun of other stuff, and not care about reports or regular-ass meetings because the world is crumbling around us anyway and I’m pretty sure that quarterly reports won’t matter once everyone is killing eachohter just to eat some corn meal…..Jesus Christ I’m bored lol