You don’t remember that time when Clint Eastwood came up on stage at the Republican National Convention and talked to an empty chair in attempts to symbolize Obama not doing anything during his presidency so far? Since presidential candidates generally don’t do too much to begin with since they are overrun by corporate lobbyists and stalemated by the other party in Congress, we should just elect an empty chair and everyone overseas in those countries that hate us will see it and question if we as a nation are okay and might be intimidated by our insane logic and might actually not hate us as much anymore since we would actually level the playing fiend in terms of insanity by doing this.
We should just elect a chair and then have Clint Eastwood interpret what it says and then propagate it over the global airways. If other people saw that we elected an inatimate object as president with a gritty movie star speaking for it, no one would fuck with us because it will show how batshit crazy we actually are over here in America.
How about just dress up as yourself with bags under your eyes and a laptop with an excel spreadsheet open doing V Look Ups while reading recipes for canned tuna and trying not to cry after checking your Sallie Mae principal loan balance? Then go visit your college on the weekend and you’ll really scare the shit out of some people!
This was such a good read. I’m lucky I live with my 2 best friends still but as jobs get more pressing and girls start expecting you to man up, it’s nearly impossible to make everyone happy. Just remember you can always be that guy who “lives in a van down by the river” as an ace in the hole in case all else fails.
“Maybe one of them gets arrested and I’m the only one who can bail them out making it a great excuse to not go to work plus be owed a hefty favor from said friend”
NYC is cool for awhile but the costs are insane. Chicago is an amazing city especially for advertising. Leo Burnett, Havas, Ogilvy & Mather, and Saatchi & Saatchi all have offices there.
He is living in a constant state of schizophrenic paranoia about the government having access to everything he does on his phone and is subsequently ghosting himself from society. Then another wave of paranoia comes crashing in about the idea that you could be pregnant which causes him to look around his own life and seeing it dissolve away at the thought of a mini version of himself now existing.
If you think about it, everyday is Monday when you consider that you are one day closer to death. We might as well start doing things we enjoy before it’s too late. Sorry, this came through my head last night as I was watching football and wondering how Eli Manning is more successful than most people in America.
You and your sisters paid for eachother’s friendship, of course you would live in the same city. It’s the only way for all of you to get some return on your investment. I mean God forbid you have to live somewhere and actually meet new people.
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Beavis and Butthead…come on!
You don’t remember that time when Clint Eastwood came up on stage at the Republican National Convention and talked to an empty chair in attempts to symbolize Obama not doing anything during his presidency so far? Since presidential candidates generally don’t do too much to begin with since they are overrun by corporate lobbyists and stalemated by the other party in Congress, we should just elect an empty chair and everyone overseas in those countries that hate us will see it and question if we as a nation are okay and might be intimidated by our insane logic and might actually not hate us as much anymore since we would actually level the playing fiend in terms of insanity by doing this.
We should just elect a chair and then have Clint Eastwood interpret what it says and then propagate it over the global airways. If other people saw that we elected an inatimate object as president with a gritty movie star speaking for it, no one would fuck with us because it will show how batshit crazy we actually are over here in America.
How about both?…
How about just dress up as yourself with bags under your eyes and a laptop with an excel spreadsheet open doing V Look Ups while reading recipes for canned tuna and trying not to cry after checking your Sallie Mae principal loan balance? Then go visit your college on the weekend and you’ll really scare the shit out of some people!
I have the best car bed with a 2 way radio that my work can contact me on at all hours of the day though!
This was such a good read. I’m lucky I live with my 2 best friends still but as jobs get more pressing and girls start expecting you to man up, it’s nearly impossible to make everyone happy. Just remember you can always be that guy who “lives in a van down by the river” as an ace in the hole in case all else fails.
Because pumpkin spice flavor just wasn’t enough for these soulless savages. Now Starbucks has diversified their portfolio of basic people.
The dreams statement is probably one of the most important paragraphs ever written.
“Maybe one of them gets arrested and I’m the only one who can bail them out making it a great excuse to not go to work plus be owed a hefty favor from said friend”
NYC is cool for awhile but the costs are insane. Chicago is an amazing city especially for advertising. Leo Burnett, Havas, Ogilvy & Mather, and Saatchi & Saatchi all have offices there.
Please, please don’t be that guy that yells “Free Bird” at random public events/shows.
It’s all about who you follow on there. There are some great photographers like @13thwitness, @trashhand, @1st, @sklvr, @vuhlandes to name a few.
Or astonishingly sober.
He is living in a constant state of schizophrenic paranoia about the government having access to everything he does on his phone and is subsequently ghosting himself from society. Then another wave of paranoia comes crashing in about the idea that you could be pregnant which causes him to look around his own life and seeing it dissolve away at the thought of a mini version of himself now existing.
A valuable life lesson in trusting no one.
Chris Erskine is a penis.
If you think about it, everyday is Monday when you consider that you are one day closer to death. We might as well start doing things we enjoy before it’s too late. Sorry, this came through my head last night as I was watching football and wondering how Eli Manning is more successful than most people in America.
You and your sisters paid for eachother’s friendship, of course you would live in the same city. It’s the only way for all of you to get some return on your investment. I mean God forbid you have to live somewhere and actually meet new people.
Thanks for the kind words.