This Scumbag Ruined His Buddy’s First Eagle With A Brutal Kick Save

I’m disgusted right now. I feel sick to my stomach. I don’t know what to say.

I normally try to give humans the benefit of the doubt, so I’ll just tell myself this was staged. I’ll just tell myself I didn’t just see some vertical phone recording ass wipe make a skate save on what would have been his buddy’s first eagle. Maybe this is another one of those Jimmy Kimmel bits that we find out was staged like a week later.

Eagles are hard to come by. I remember my first eagle (Holed out from 165 in case you were wondering), and I can damn near remember every subsequent eagle because again, it’s hard as fuck to eagle a hole. If some clown in my foursome pulled this shit, you best believe we’d be throwing down, Barker v. Gilmore style. Hell, even if it was a bogey putt, you just don’t do that.

What if this guy scuffed the green? That’s the cardinal sin on any golf course, no matter how terrible. Boo this man, and ban him for life.

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