Well, the simple thing is if you have kids, you lose the game of life. Even if you don’t have kids, you still lose the game so enjoy whatever “things” are, I guess. Idk anymore lol
I love how these companies who do what ever it takes to make more money to survive, even fucking over their employee’s careers and pay, get offended when said employees use the exact same logic to survive and thrive. They do things for the bottom line and so should you without remorse. Because at the end of the day, we’re all gonna die, with the way things are going now, we’re all probably gonna die at the same time so while we’re still here being indentured servants to a system that doesn’t have feelings, get your mother fucking money and enjoy your time before it runs out lol
Basically, once everyone gets married and becomes more uninteresting as a unit than they were before as individuals, the only thing left to do socially is go out to eat periodically and talk about things from one viewpoint with almost no context or depth..and then they multiply and the same cycle continues until a demented psycho becomes president because he said the words “lower taxes” together in a sentence and then those same people freak out about immigrants taking their jobs when in reality, software algorithms are taking their jobs while also not realizing that if someone who is trying to have a better life and afford basic things is qualified to do their job immediately upon arrival, then they have more obvious problems to worry about lol
Ahh, nothin’ like enjoying some of the blood of Christ bedside while violently stroking your meat cylinder to some girl who gets paid 5x more than you to work for 4 hours per week. The lord works in mysterious ways, guys lol
Thanks, 19th….you folks, corporations have suffocated the citizenry to the point of near revolt. They hide behind the government and the church in order to make people feel “safe” when in reality they are sucking you dryer than a parched prostitute in the red light district of the Vegas Strip who can’t afford oxy…ever wonder why you spend 65% of your life’s time at a place owned by a corporation just to pay for the house you live in that is owned by yet another corporation? Oh, btw, retirement and healthcare are a nice little carrot dangler lol
For the record, people who use “lol”
are fucking assclowns who use it as a tactic to soften the offensive blow so they don’t piss off a bunch of sensitive mash potato-assed dumbasses lol
The American Dream was basically Osama Bin Laden because he symbolically showed that while starting from nothing, with the government’s help, along with other external forces that shall not be named, you can change the world
Work hard at automating as much of your job as possible. That’s the new American Dream, folks because the other one got tied up and thrown off a boat in the remote part of the ocean to drown lol
Well, I’m no conspiracy theorist but in the Northeast, there is a predominantly Catholic population with a proportionate amount of Subways geographically centralized…and since the Church loves children, Subway conveniently rolls out their $5 Footlong campaign while Jared (who is a diddler) is the spokesperson. It’s like a revolving door of child abuse from the indoctrination HQ to the food supply lol
This is their way of separating cohorts of their user base in a multi-varient testing methodology that will be the data gathering apparatus for some new functionality in the future. For example, if they realize that most of their users are drunk on weekend late nights, they could charge a fee for being drunk as a way to provide a “DUI insurance” service. Think surge pricing but for law protections. This could also go into lowering the cost of the car cleaning fees that Uber credits their drivers after the user pays it out but probably not because they just want more of our money. This data will most definitely be packaged and resold to advertisers and they’ll probably open up ad inventory space in their app which will showcase Taco Bell, Wendy’s, and McDonald’s late night menu ads and could even slot in AA meeting ads after you’ve reached the secret allotted drunken ride amount in order to prevent that they give a shit about your well being. This will also be useful in gathering data for autonomous vehicles and even flying vehicle Uber rides because drunk people could pose a threat to their hardware. The future is bleak, folks but remember, they can’t test for LSD lol
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Well, the simple thing is if you have kids, you lose the game of life. Even if you don’t have kids, you still lose the game so enjoy whatever “things” are, I guess. Idk anymore lol
I love how these companies who do what ever it takes to make more money to survive, even fucking over their employee’s careers and pay, get offended when said employees use the exact same logic to survive and thrive. They do things for the bottom line and so should you without remorse. Because at the end of the day, we’re all gonna die, with the way things are going now, we’re all probably gonna die at the same time so while we’re still here being indentured servants to a system that doesn’t have feelings, get your mother fucking money and enjoy your time before it runs out lol
Hi Grandex, I am now soliciting work for apps and you should def consider me because…I’m me lol
Basically, once everyone gets married and becomes more uninteresting as a unit than they were before as individuals, the only thing left to do socially is go out to eat periodically and talk about things from one viewpoint with almost no context or depth..and then they multiply and the same cycle continues until a demented psycho becomes president because he said the words “lower taxes” together in a sentence and then those same people freak out about immigrants taking their jobs when in reality, software algorithms are taking their jobs while also not realizing that if someone who is trying to have a better life and afford basic things is qualified to do their job immediately upon arrival, then they have more obvious problems to worry about lol
Ahh, nothin’ like enjoying some of the blood of Christ bedside while violently stroking your meat cylinder to some girl who gets paid 5x more than you to work for 4 hours per week. The lord works in mysterious ways, guys lol
I wonder what would happen if I migrated over to TFM in order to reach a younger demographic…
Thanks, 19th….you folks, corporations have suffocated the citizenry to the point of near revolt. They hide behind the government and the church in order to make people feel “safe” when in reality they are sucking you dryer than a parched prostitute in the red light district of the Vegas Strip who can’t afford oxy…ever wonder why you spend 65% of your life’s time at a place owned by a corporation just to pay for the house you live in that is owned by yet another corporation? Oh, btw, retirement and healthcare are a nice little carrot dangler lol
Yeah, Shamus was my favorite secret character unlock where he would just shoot the shit out of everyone with a potato Gatling gun
Game of Thrones sex scenes with no headphones on while sipping a Fresca lol
I agree with this take and if you disagree with us I’ll have Samos come to your house and light everything on fire…no “lol’s” for this one, folks
For the record, people who use “lol”
are fucking assclowns who use it as a tactic to soften the offensive blow so they don’t piss off a bunch of sensitive mash potato-assed dumbasses lol
The American Dream was basically Osama Bin Laden because he symbolically showed that while starting from nothing, with the government’s help, along with other external forces that shall not be named, you can change the world
Work hard at automating as much of your job as possible. That’s the new American Dream, folks because the other one got tied up and thrown off a boat in the remote part of the ocean to drown lol
Play PubG all night until the next morning because life is a prolonged void of Imperial level boredom lol
Dude, the “JG” at the end just killed me lol
International House Of Bankruptcy. Pretty soon, Aunt Jamima is gonna start making hot sauce lol
As soon as cities increase the number of liquor licenses and catch up to technology
Well, I’m no conspiracy theorist but in the Northeast, there is a predominantly Catholic population with a proportionate amount of Subways geographically centralized…and since the Church loves children, Subway conveniently rolls out their $5 Footlong campaign while Jared (who is a diddler) is the spokesperson. It’s like a revolving door of child abuse from the indoctrination HQ to the food supply lol
No, no, this is pure, unaltered, Free-range Capitalism
This is their way of separating cohorts of their user base in a multi-varient testing methodology that will be the data gathering apparatus for some new functionality in the future. For example, if they realize that most of their users are drunk on weekend late nights, they could charge a fee for being drunk as a way to provide a “DUI insurance” service. Think surge pricing but for law protections. This could also go into lowering the cost of the car cleaning fees that Uber credits their drivers after the user pays it out but probably not because they just want more of our money. This data will most definitely be packaged and resold to advertisers and they’ll probably open up ad inventory space in their app which will showcase Taco Bell, Wendy’s, and McDonald’s late night menu ads and could even slot in AA meeting ads after you’ve reached the secret allotted drunken ride amount in order to prevent that they give a shit about your well being. This will also be useful in gathering data for autonomous vehicles and even flying vehicle Uber rides because drunk people could pose a threat to their hardware. The future is bleak, folks but remember, they can’t test for LSD lol