For the dude who hasn’t had sex in 3 years, I don’t think there’s a need to mention exactly how long, just tell her it’s been a long while. That being said, just make sure she’s having fun and she probably won’t give a shit how long it’s been for you. If you finish quickly keep the fun going for her until you’re ready for round 2.
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Congrats on the honeymoon sex
Are you aware of an invention called air conditioning?
This is v accurate
Perks of being a woman
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For the dude who hasn’t had sex in 3 years, I don’t think there’s a need to mention exactly how long, just tell her it’s been a long while. That being said, just make sure she’s having fun and she probably won’t give a shit how long it’s been for you. If you finish quickly keep the fun going for her until you’re ready for round 2.
I’m feeling attacked right now 19th
You must be fun at parties
I don’t unless I’m at the same bar for a long time. When I drink I have to pee approximately every 15 minutes so I tip them every 3rd time or so
If your couple friends are constantly fighting in front of everyone else and making things awkward then you need new friends
Those doctors are the fucking worst. Just do your damn job.
Shout out to Taylor for educating the PGP community
I just lumped IT in with computer engineer
Holy shit Madoff, yes yes yes. There are so many more interesting things about people than what they do to pay their fucking bills.
I laughed way too hard at that. Going Dutch is totally allowed too
To the girl who had the guy stop replying on Bumble, unmatch him so you don’t have the urge to message him again. Works like a charm for me
This his really close to home given that I blacked out a work event last night
Fuckkkkkkkk that girl who told the guy that she would be humiliated if any of her friends saw him longboarding
You’re wrong, and I hate you
Yikes