My source of excitement for Halloween is knowing that candy will be 75% off tomorrow. PGP.

I couldn’t remember if I washed my hair in the shower. Around lunch time, I had my answer. PGP.

I’ve had more PGPs posted this month than I have sales. I’d say my priorities are straight. PGP.

Had a customer tell me that I sound like I’ve been doing this for years. I have. Years and years and years…and years. PGP.

I missed football on Saturday to meet with a customer. Then they canceled after kickoff. PGP.

Office bathroom is right outside my door. My boss ate Mexican for lunch. PGP.

The only thing I noticed about the first day of Fall is that it’s Monday. PGP.

I wonder if I have to claim Fantasy Football winnings on my taxes. PGP.

Five days. Five engagements. Five more future vacation days used. PGP.

Somehow I always manage to get sick on Friday. PGP.