Whoever said “30 is the new 20” has never had a hangover like mine.

The majority of businesses in city are closing early in anticipation of severe weather. My manager decided that the office was the safest place to be.

The ads on my Facebook have started suggesting alcohol treatment centers.

I work in retail.

Went to my upstairs neighbors to tell them they were being too loud. It was 10 p.m.. On Friday.

Got engaged last week and the only question I get is “Have you guys set a date yet?”

I thought I was to the age where the engagements were over, then the next wave started.

1: “How’s it goin?” 2: “Just another day in paradise.”

“Where do you see yourself in 5 years?”

I had to Google what “on fleek” meant.