I never thought one of the things I had to look forward to was tax season. PGP.

My boss got passed over for a promotion. I guess he feels like I need to work harder. PGP.

Had to drive five hours for a training seminar because it was ten miles too short to fly. PGP.

AIM is shutting down. The last trace of the 90s is officially gone. PGP.

Transferring credit card balances to avoid the interest. PGP.

The city I live in doesn’t allow alcohol sales before noon on Sunday and just outlawed bottomless mimosas. PGP.

My boss hired two more salespeople. I guess I should polish my resume a little bit just in case. PGP.

1: “How’s it going?” 2: “It’ll be going a lot better at 5:00.” PGP.

I usually keep an extra shirt in my office for emergencies. Took it home yesterday and spilled coffee on myself today. PGP.

Thanks to the column about Disney songs, I now have “I Just Can’t Wait to be King” stuck in my head. PGP.