1) Katy is not the defending Champions. Westlake went to the state game last year and lost. I know this because I went to the high school who won. (Go Mustangs)
2) Your last batch of posts have ruined my perception of you. You went from “Duda the Puss Slayer” to “Duda is spiraling out of control.”
3) Your obsession with your past would normally kill a man but you’re a “writer” so keep it going man. You’ll get your own series akin to Californication soon enough.
“I was just another Wednesday. I sat at my desk all day long crushing spreadsheets, bombing emails, and just generally doing my thing.” – This is how I’m going to explain what being a “Consultant” means.
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1) Katy is not the defending Champions. Westlake went to the state game last year and lost. I know this because I went to the high school who won. (Go Mustangs)
2) Your last batch of posts have ruined my perception of you. You went from “Duda the Puss Slayer” to “Duda is spiraling out of control.”
3) Your obsession with your past would normally kill a man but you’re a “writer” so keep it going man. You’ll get your own series akin to Californication soon enough.
Sup?
Dude. Come on.
Condoms are multipurpose.
You’ve taken the role of “Neighborhood asshole” with pride. For that you’ve earned my respect.
Most of the degenerates I know look great on paper.
I’m wearing a Polo bought at a bargain store for 75% off as we speak.
I can do without the huge horse on the shirts though. Thought the Olympic units screamed product placement.
Good to know I’m not the only one working on the weekends.
The comments are infinitely better than this column.
Getting a blowjob out of multiple destroyed relationships. American Ingenuity.
Tuesday @ 7.
You’re the first intern to do something beneficial. Good find.
Well that’s aggressive.
“I was just another Wednesday. I sat at my desk all day long crushing spreadsheets, bombing emails, and just generally doing my thing.” – This is how I’m going to explain what being a “Consultant” means.
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This would’ve been great if there was a “Mama likes” somewhere in this.
Sup?
I totally know who “Thomas” is. And the Sushi place. Small world.
Touche.