Graduated in May and it still blows my mind how drastically everything changed in a few months. I was fortunate enough to get out with an engineering degree and a solid job, but I moved 1500 miles from my home to a new city where I knew nobody. Daunting stuff man.
You’re embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!You get back here and write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 or I’m gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you’ll be able to hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces SHIT.
If you view the DMV as a massive troll it becomes less painful. I came to that realization somewhere between hour 2 and hour 3 of my last visit and from that point on I developed this sort of bizarre respect for it to the point where I was entertained.
Probably the most underrated video of all time. The fact that I can still go into a room and reference this without every person understanding what I’m getting at is an abomination.
Also for the love of God if you’re changing states and getting a new car make sure you don’t get it before you leave. Getting it re-registered is going to run me at least a grand.
Sorry man, I could stick around until the Dwight comparison. Dwight as a character is unrivaled in any show I have ever seen, his only peer as far as outrageous comical behavior is Archer. Couldn’t read past that.
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Fucking Illuminati.
It’s too late for me. I feel violated.
Graduated in May and it still blows my mind how drastically everything changed in a few months. I was fortunate enough to get out with an engineering degree and a solid job, but I moved 1500 miles from my home to a new city where I knew nobody. Daunting stuff man.
I wouldn’t go to Qdoba if I just got out of Auschwitz.
I think Forgetting Sarah Marshall was the only thing that got me through the day yesterday.
You should do a piece on the best movies to watch for curing the scaries.
Keeping it ambiguous allows us to more easily relate it to people we know.
Dude died in a hand-gliding accident. What an IDIOT.
^. It must be so stressful to have such violent mid-conversation mood swings like that…
Dammit that 5 is a crafty motherfucker.
I’m pretty sure that more than much more than 1% of recent college grads are unemployed or underemployed…
You’re embarrassing yourself you geriatric fuck!You get back here and write Dale and Brennan a check for $10,000 or I’m gonna shove one of those fake hearing devices so far up your ass you’ll be able to hear the sound of your small intestine as it produces SHIT.
If you view the DMV as a massive troll it becomes less painful. I came to that realization somewhere between hour 2 and hour 3 of my last visit and from that point on I developed this sort of bizarre respect for it to the point where I was entertained.
Probably the most underrated video of all time. The fact that I can still go into a room and reference this without every person understanding what I’m getting at is an abomination.
Also for the love of God if you’re changing states and getting a new car make sure you don’t get it before you leave. Getting it re-registered is going to run me at least a grand.
Sorry man, I could stick around until the Dwight comparison. Dwight as a character is unrivaled in any show I have ever seen, his only peer as far as outrageous comical behavior is Archer. Couldn’t read past that.
You got trolled to the point where you felt you had to write an article about it…this guys a genius.
The lottery is a tax on the stupid.