One day I hope to have the suit game of Craig Sager. -PGP

I feel like my life has now turned into the first scene of any movie Rob Schneider made from 1999-2002. PGP.

The next 5 to 10 generations of LeBron James’ relatives already have more money than I ever will. PGP.

I tried so hard, and got so far, but in the end it doesn’t even matter. PGP.

Feeling like you’re on vacation also when your room mate goes out of town for the week. PGP.

I slept for 16 hours on Sunday, woke up at 4pm, and was still able to fall back asleep at 9pm. PGP.

I now consider 3 Tinder matches in a row a “hot streak.” PGP.