I woke up and ran before work, because I wanted to. This is what selling out looks like. PGP.

The Google homepage wished me a happy birthday before any human did. PGP.

My parents bought a bar. They still charge me for drinks. PGP.

Urologist appointments. PGP.

The level of excitement after winning a kickball game in OT. PGP.

Updated iPad. Erased everything. PGP.

The WatchESPN app. My anti-PGP. PGP.

Woke up at 4 a.m. to watch The Open and now I can’t stay awake at work. PGP.

Negative 16 hours of vacation time and counting. Maybe no one will notice. PGP.

Spent over four hours today trying to figure out the Rubik’s Cube on the Google home page. PGP.