Went on a date with a guy and came home to realize that I don’t even know his name.

It’s gotten to a point where my coworker would breathe and I instantaneously want to punch his face.

I don’t know how he does it, but my boss never fails to call me whenever I’m away from my desk. PGP.

Feeling proud for stopping at three beers… at lunch meeting. PGP.

I just found out that my boss is being fired. I have to coordinate a meeting to deliver the news. PGP.

I’ve decided to allow myself to wear jeans to work, and everyone is giving me that judgmental look. PGP.

Not being able to expense that six pack because the firm doesn’t consider it as a “meal.” PGP.

Not getting the end of year bonus because I started my new job 2 days after the firm’s FY. PGP.

My boss emailed me within that 10 minute window I was briefly away from my desk. He decided to call me to confirm that I got his email. PGP.

The very first thing my colleague said this morning: “Fuck this place!” I love my colleague. PGP.