Both of my roommates are gone for an entire week and this is the best thing that’s happened to me in months. PGP.

Today I begrudgingly scheduled a meeting after-hours…and the client stood me up. PGP.

Falling asleep before the election was called. PGP.

Started upper-middle class now I’m poor. PGP.

The awkward stare-down when walking down the hallway toward your boss. PGP.