There’s a Pedialyte in the break room fridge.

Eating yogurt at your desk for breakfast. PGP.

My new cube mate is one of those people who likes to talk about nothing…at 8 a.m. PGP.

Getting winded from the office stairs. PGP.

Every day feels like the “longest day of the year” at my office. PGP.

My boss is blaring “Free Bird” in his office. PGP.

Sometimes office drama is the only thing that gets me through the day. PGP.

*audible sigh* PGP.

If I never have to hear the word “client” again, I’ll be fine. PGP.

My office started buying cheap toilet paper. PGP.