Todd. Time for some real talk. Don’t marry this broad. Just don’t do it.
The wedding Girl plans is probably going to cost 6 figures. And while her dad is probably going to pick up the tab, look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself whether you can fucking live with yourself after being a part of that kind of a waste of money.
In 3-5 years she’ll be harassing you to have kids. I’m here to tell you that pregnancy is no goddamn joke. She’ll basically have the flu for months at a time; are you going to prop her up even more than you do now? I can also guarantee you that at some point you’ll have a night where you’re figuring out where the nearest hospital because you’re certain that cramp she’s having is an impending miscarriage. Is Girl someone you would choose to deal with that with?
I love the implication that other people can’t pull off trans-fucking-Atlantic relationships because of a shortage of passion and dedication. Couldn’t have anything to do with the public university bachelors degree they spent flying back and forth.
Thankfully her parents live in town, and are ready willing and able to do some of the babysitting, or else we’d be stretched even more thin. We went from feeling very comfortable to having to be a lot more cautious.
Spent the morning figuring out how to get through my wife’s maternity leave without ending up on the streets. Fuck cocaine, BABIES are God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.
Basically it was the only time my now brother in law was going to be able to make it, which was obviously important to us. We knew the timing would keep some people away but we figured out our priorities and did the best we could.
Recently married guy here with my surprisingly salty take. If you don’t genuinely WANT to be at the wedding, then please do not come. This applies to everyone up to and including the bride.
Not familiar with that one! I’ll add it to the list. Not to talk shit about Chianti, but all of the northern Italian stuff I’ve had blows it out of the water.
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That might have been too much.
Todd. Time for some real talk. Don’t marry this broad. Just don’t do it.
The wedding Girl plans is probably going to cost 6 figures. And while her dad is probably going to pick up the tab, look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself whether you can fucking live with yourself after being a part of that kind of a waste of money.
In 3-5 years she’ll be harassing you to have kids. I’m here to tell you that pregnancy is no goddamn joke. She’ll basically have the flu for months at a time; are you going to prop her up even more than you do now? I can also guarantee you that at some point you’ll have a night where you’re figuring out where the nearest hospital because you’re certain that cramp she’s having is an impending miscarriage. Is Girl someone you would choose to deal with that with?
I can go on. Just walk away. Now.
*Poor Neanderthals
I love the implication that other people can’t pull off trans-fucking-Atlantic relationships because of a shortage of passion and dedication. Couldn’t have anything to do with the public university bachelors degree they spent flying back and forth.
Re: arm falling asleep while the big spoon- put your arm underneath the pillow their head is on. Works great for us.
Goddamn. Yeah, that’d do it.
I just really need to know what the fuck your day job is that you were 6 months out of work and still flying regularly, Hickey.
Thankfully her parents live in town, and are ready willing and able to do some of the babysitting, or else we’d be stretched even more thin. We went from feeling very comfortable to having to be a lot more cautious.
Spent the morning figuring out how to get through my wife’s maternity leave without ending up on the streets. Fuck cocaine, BABIES are God’s way of telling you that you have too much money.
Going up north to a friend’s cabin for liquor and board games with a bunch of couples. Quite possibly TOO lit.
Shit. Well, there’s always the next wedding.
It as the Saturday after Thanksgiving.
Basically it was the only time my now brother in law was going to be able to make it, which was obviously important to us. We knew the timing would keep some people away but we figured out our priorities and did the best we could.
Also our wedding was Thanksgiving weekend so I’m probably just being defensive.
Recently married guy here with my surprisingly salty take. If you don’t genuinely WANT to be at the wedding, then please do not come. This applies to everyone up to and including the bride.
Michael Clayton FTW
Apparently I live in a really cheap city. $8 does not equal 1 drink in my world.
If I drank myself out of $1700, I would break everything I own in a fit of rage, and then cry myself to sleep.
Might I suggest adding Geto Boys- Mind Playing Tricks On Me. Otherwise, dope playlist.
Not familiar with that one! I’ll add it to the list. Not to talk shit about Chianti, but all of the northern Italian stuff I’ve had blows it out of the water.