Only recommendation is Santa’s Pub. Karaoke bar in a trailer decked out in Christmas decorations on the outskirts run by a redneck Santa and serving only cheap domestics. Otherwise known as Heaven.
When I get dragged to craft breweries, I ask the brew master for the beer that most resembles Bud Heavy and wait as their face melts a la Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.
I can relate to this. As a fake lawyer, I constantly am questioned about areas of practices I don’t know anything about. “Hey, you think you can help with this drunk driving ticket?” “So Mr. lawyer, can you help me draft this will to disown my deadbeat daughter?” “My knee is making a creaky sound. You think you can take a look?” “Yo, can I bum a cig?” How the hell am I supposed to know the answers to life’s toughest questions.
Trash list! “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a glaring omission, as a Christmas song that can be enjoyed outside the holiday season. Also “The Christmas Song” by Nat King Cole slaps the hell out of anything Dean Martin or Sinatra offered to the holiday music catalog.
R.I.P. George Michael
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Well that’s it Ladies and Gents. It appears it’s all over. Even Duda’s blog lists him as a former employee. It was a good run.
I don’t even get half days on Christmas Eve or NYE.
Stock photo girl: Would.
Not so humblebrag
Money laundering…
Could’ve stopped at “If you jog, you’re an asshole”
Cuck has been my favorite insult of 2018.
Picked up a Dyson Animal on Cyber Monday. I’ve never felt so old and responsible.
Released a good ol’ belly laugh when I got to “*That was part was a joke…”
No love for manchego?
This is a white people thing…
I cannot downvote this enough.
Only recommendation is Santa’s Pub. Karaoke bar in a trailer decked out in Christmas decorations on the outskirts run by a redneck Santa and serving only cheap domestics. Otherwise known as Heaven.
When I get dragged to craft breweries, I ask the brew master for the beer that most resembles Bud Heavy and wait as their face melts a la Indiana Jones and the Holy Grail.
You chose wisely.
I can relate to this. As a fake lawyer, I constantly am questioned about areas of practices I don’t know anything about. “Hey, you think you can help with this drunk driving ticket?” “So Mr. lawyer, can you help me draft this will to disown my deadbeat daughter?” “My knee is making a creaky sound. You think you can take a look?” “Yo, can I bum a cig?” How the hell am I supposed to know the answers to life’s toughest questions.
Terrible take. And three feet? What kind of peasant tree is that? Double digits or bust baby.
Beatles. Overrated.
Trash list! “Last Christmas” by Wham! is a glaring omission, as a Christmas song that can be enjoyed outside the holiday season. Also “The Christmas Song” by Nat King Cole slaps the hell out of anything Dean Martin or Sinatra offered to the holiday music catalog.
R.I.P. George Michael
Weird flex, but ok…