You know what, Phyllis? I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because, if I’m not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well you know what, where’s my golden shower, Phyllis?
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. ‘Little Kid Lover’. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
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No Cube, sounds like you need to shut the fuck up before I whoop your ass
Hey @CubeBitch I fucked your mom
Go fuck yourself
You wouldn’t know you weren’t in a frat
#9 butt-chugging the holiday punch with the interns.
Fuck Mobile Strike. I don’t want to play that shit.
Plot twist: they both fuck Todd in an epic threesome. More details on this will be released Wednesday.
Personally, I think that you can never go wrong with a Chrysler Sebring. It’s the epitome of class.
You know what, Phyllis? I think you need to step it up. I think you need to get the lead out. Because, if I’m not mistaken, we gave you your wedding shower here. We all came into this room and gave you a golden shower. Well you know what, where’s my golden shower, Phyllis?
Yes. It is true. I, Michael Scott, am signing up with an online dating service. Thousands of people have done it, and I am going to do it. I need a username, and… I have a great one. ‘Little Kid Lover’. That way people will know exactly where my priorities are at.
Is that right?
Grindr is the best one by far
I didn’t find that funny at all
What city in NC?
It’s the Vegas of the south. Just like Chilis is the new golf course.
Why do people go to Vegas when Myrtle Beach is so much more cheaper and fun?
Fuck you Cube
This article blew a fat one.
Are you done?
This shit right here is pure gold. Fuck all the haters. They’re just a bunch of simpleton queermosexuals.