I’m a marketing freelancer and spend most of my time wondering why I don’t get a “real” job. Co-host of the KNOWSHIT podcast, too. Also, Army wife & dog mom. Never having human children.
Ha. Currently laying in bed, reading this, looking at my relationship gut and shoveling handfuls of peanut butter m&ms into my mouth. How did I get here?
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Birth control can fuck with your hormones so that might be why, but in that case girl use a damn condom
This was the best “worsts” to date.
There is nothing in Raleigh
Stop trying to make “peej” happen
Sooooo…how’d it go?
What a read. Anyway, welcome to NC
Did a whole 150-page exit thesis on cell phone and social media addiction last year, so yeah, we’re all like fucking crackheads with this shit.
No bra is the way to live
Sup?
On top of a mountain after a hike was a good place once for the story
Freelance that shit
This is too accurate. Do you work directly for them or one of their agencies?
My god. This whole column hurts to read. It’s too accurate.
This list is buuulllllll. You know girls don’t poop!
@melissarustemov
I hope they break up in Paris
Great dog
Ha. Currently laying in bed, reading this, looking at my relationship gut and shoveling handfuls of peanut butter m&ms into my mouth. How did I get here?
ugh.
I loooove this column!