“If I’m not already out before 9 pm, I won’t be going out.” PGP

Learning to check the left hand when conversing with a member of the opposite sex. PGP.

Found out my old middle school bully works at Starbucks. I go there twice a week in a suit. PGP

I took a sick day today. My boss has been emailing me nonstop. PGP.

Saw the sun this morning. That’s how I knew I was late for work. PGP

I did absolutely nothing this weekend. PGP.

Doing just enough to keep the power gut from getting any worse. PGP.

Visiting my parents this weekend because I know they’ll take me to Costco. #PGP.

People are arguing in the office about who got more snow in their area. Arguing. About snow. PGP.