Taking an early lunch despite the fact I’m not even hungry. PGP.

Boss tried to “updog” me this morning. PGP.

Apparently my headset does not actually mute while I’m on conference calls. PGP.

I gave up cheating on my diet for Lent. PGP.

Being in a perpetual state of, “NO GOD! NO GOD PLEASE NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOO!” PGP.

Girlfriend puked in an Uber this weekend, considering taking $300 out of a mutual fund that I parked away cash for her engagement ring. PGP.