I like the Alamo Drafthouse policy on children: 1) no children under 6 years at all except at special designated showings, and 2) no children under 18 unless accompanied by a parent.
Not sure about the gun laws in MO, but in TX I’d hope somebody with a CHL would step in to stop the four attackers from potentially committing a murder.
This is why you join a social fraternity/sorority and become active in your local alumni club or volunteer as an advisor for the local chapter so you can befriend some of the older actives. That’ll at least tide you over for a couple of years until you get established in the new city.
The dad-to-be (or his friends if they’re awesome), purchases a keg and invites a ton of friends to come help drink it in exchange for a package of diapers.
You may want to have your female columnists start attending intensive therapy sessions before you end up with a suicide and/or lose readers due to the depressing shit they’re posting.
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You should write for ClickHole. This is better than most of their content
A Cracked-style article would be nice. Big, easy-to-read headlines followed by paragraphs, complete thoughts, etc.
Today I learned a new word; it isn’t often that happens.
You’re using FOMO in the wrong context.
You forgot Kentucky Gentleman. Best bottom-shelf bourbon out there.
Please, please, go back to TFM.
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Google “ketogenic diet.” You’re welcome.
I like the Alamo Drafthouse policy on children: 1) no children under 6 years at all except at special designated showings, and 2) no children under 18 unless accompanied by a parent.
#14 and #15 hit way too close to home. Hate that guy.
Lucky for ExpressJet, the laws in Texas make it pretty tough to sue for emotional distress.
Not sure about the gun laws in MO, but in TX I’d hope somebody with a CHL would step in to stop the four attackers from potentially committing a murder.
Some of us work out during lunch time at the on-site gym.
Whiskey and Diet Coke
Scotch and Soda
This is why you join a social fraternity/sorority and become active in your local alumni club or volunteer as an advisor for the local chapter so you can befriend some of the older actives. That’ll at least tide you over for a couple of years until you get established in the new city.
One of the funniest things I’ve read today. Kudos, sir/ma’am.
The dad-to-be (or his friends if they’re awesome), purchases a keg and invites a ton of friends to come help drink it in exchange for a package of diapers.
or “Only God Forgives”
Awesome power move to spend more money beating the charges than you would’ve had to pay in fines. Huge middle finger to the SEC.
You may want to have your female columnists start attending intensive therapy sessions before you end up with a suicide and/or lose readers due to the depressing shit they’re posting.