This chick is the worst. One of her instagram pictures is her on a rooftop bar posing while she holds a cocktail by a pool (which last time I checked is a body of water). Maybe the picture wasn’t taken on a Sunday so it’s acceptable – in any case she needs to clarify for us.
I don’t know if it’s my second cup of coffee of the afternoon or not but while reading, I felt the anxiety permeate my body as I lost track of where my arms and hands end and my office desk and keyboard begin
If you’re too friendly and outgoing people take advantage of that comfortability.
For me a similar story happened – While waiting for a take-out order at a bar went awry(mid-day lunch break might I add), after an older man asked if I knew “where to get a good BJ”. He proceeded to follow me out into the parking lot, and ask if he could “S my D” – I was appalled and paralyzed in shock…
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This chick is the worst. One of her instagram pictures is her on a rooftop bar posing while she holds a cocktail by a pool (which last time I checked is a body of water). Maybe the picture wasn’t taken on a Sunday so it’s acceptable – in any case she needs to clarify for us.
upper echelon
I hope you mean sandwich making parts
Wow it really works too! I just quit my job – thanks lry20819!
**written in fine print, with mechanical pencil** just like my ex-wife!
More coffee and beer on Sunday to ward away the sunday scaries and we’re talking.
Take that global warming campaigns!!
assuming the drugs were working properly- he was probably coding, while dual screening Sillicone Valley and Limitless in three different languages.
If the featured image for this post wasn’t Michael G. Scott, I would have been thoroughly disappointed in you Mr. Meatloaf. Bravo.
Soo you’re saying my snapchat stories are helping me win my crush over?!
Short and sweet just like the ending to that story =)
I don’t know if it’s my second cup of coffee of the afternoon or not but while reading, I felt the anxiety permeate my body as I lost track of where my arms and hands end and my office desk and keyboard begin
‘He just stuck in Cago-Austin-Vegas’
Sounds like a lot of moving to me
If you’re too friendly and outgoing people take advantage of that comfortability.
For me a similar story happened – While waiting for a take-out order at a bar went awry(mid-day lunch break might I add), after an older man asked if I knew “where to get a good BJ”. He proceeded to follow me out into the parking lot, and ask if he could “S my D” – I was appalled and paralyzed in shock…
waste your life in line** delete after edit!!
The worst part about work is without a doubt the hours lost that could have been spent binge-watching
I legitimately laughed out loud at the visual of the latter half of your comment
“Drugs are like mini-vacations for poor people” lmao – Love the satirical tonality consistent throughout. Great read!!!
Rebel IPA is a great number 5 – Never tried Fat Tire so I will definitely have to do so, merely based on it’s rank on your list.