Leaving my job in a week. All this time, I didn’t realize it was possible to do so little work and get away with it. PGP.

A person’s college debt playing a significant factor in whether or not you continue seeing them. PGP.

Quit my job on my birthday. Best gift I have ever received. PGP.

“Show me the law where it says we can’t make interns do wall-sits.” PGP.

The copier feeds off of toner and fear. PGP.

Insider trading via Snapchat. PGP.

A coworker walking by your cubicle as you take a selfie. PGP.

I see how many times I can say “meow” on my daily conference call without anyone noticing. My record is 3. PGP.