I specialize in damage control, being the drunkest at any and all functions and social assassination. Always appreciate a strong gif game.
Follow me on Twitter. Sometimes I put up cool stuff about golfing at the local dirt tracks.
While I agree Jagr has a great head of hair (I actually wrote a top 10 mullet article that they never pubbed), Gretzky has continued his flow whereas Jagr has abandoned it. I do believe I had Jagr as #1 but due to Gretzkys hockey prowess + keeping up with his hair, that’s why I went with him having the flow of the century. It’s a body of work.
I’ve always found you just kind of wake up one day and realize, “fuck, I’m an adult.” This occurred to me after realizing I was the only “adult” in a room and people expected me to be in charge.
Tank came to us like this. It’s amazing how resilient animals are. My family adopted a seeing eye dog after it had retired and kinda just always had large rescues.
My grandparents got engaged after 5 weeks of dating. It’s a different world out there than it is now. There’s also a correlation (check out Pew and Gallup) between age of getting married and divorce rates. Furthermore, spending time together learning about each other is picking up easy interest money.
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While I agree Jagr has a great head of hair (I actually wrote a top 10 mullet article that they never pubbed), Gretzky has continued his flow whereas Jagr has abandoned it. I do believe I had Jagr as #1 but due to Gretzkys hockey prowess + keeping up with his hair, that’s why I went with him having the flow of the century. It’s a body of work.
More from that Madoff guy. I hear he’s totally cool.
Happens to us all. Feel free to write once in awhile though. I always enjoyed em.
Nothing wrong with enjoying yourself in life
I think Whitey from “Eight Crazy Nights” would give you a technical foul for this.
I’ve always found you just kind of wake up one day and realize, “fuck, I’m an adult.” This occurred to me after realizing I was the only “adult” in a room and people expected me to be in charge.
Wait, so you actually got invited to one?
Maybe I missed the joke but that was definitely Neil Young
I wrote this last week and finalized it Tuesday. No crisis, just writing about what’s relevant to me.
Mr. Beerbelly was an allusion to the Paul Simon song, “You Can Call Me Al”. Sorry for starting your day in a sad way.
Thanks, Tobias and thanks for bringing home the dog. I work with a lot of developmental people so it’s nice to have the freedom.
Tank came to us like this. It’s amazing how resilient animals are. My family adopted a seeing eye dog after it had retired and kinda just always had large rescues.
I love that place. Village Conery is legit
This is the truth.
Sorry Miss Jackson
LOTION!
Not sure on down votes, I know many that got engaged right out of college and most of them were from south of the Mason-Dixon.
My grandparents got engaged after 5 weeks of dating. It’s a different world out there than it is now. There’s also a correlation (check out Pew and Gallup) between age of getting married and divorce rates. Furthermore, spending time together learning about each other is picking up easy interest money.