nothing says "i'm applying for a job that i'm completely unqualified for" like when someone changes their profile photo to a generic crop of them at a wedding and then makes their instagram and twitter profiles private

— will defries (@WilldeFries) February 2, 2018

The true mark of a stable adult is not having their bed pushed into a corner of the room. If they’ve got room to walk on either side of the bed they’re doing well

— John Duda (@dudaronomy) February 1, 2018

You want us to spend the next 45 minutes itemizing the check because your broke ass can’t just toss in a card and split this delicious meal evenly with the 14 other people in our dinner party? Kindly get out. @therossbolenpodcast

A post shared by PGP (@postgradproblems) on Jan 30, 2018 at 6:48pm PST

Deal closers only.

A post shared by PGP (@postgradproblems) on Feb 1, 2018 at 1:37pm PST

The only club I’ll go to at this point. @touchingbasepodcast

A post shared by PGP (@postgradproblems) on Jan 30, 2018 at 6:01am PST