Getting to work 5 minutes early so you can leave 5 minutes early. PGP.

Combining sick days with vacation days on your time sheet. PGP.

Almost forgot I had to work today. PGP.

Still playing Flappy Bird. PGP.

Went to a costume party this weekend. Downed a six-pack while I was there. You could say things got pretty wild. PGP.

I was the first person in the office to get sick since the Ebola scare. Everyone thinks I have Ebola. PGP.

Homecoming was a success. Managed to stay out one night ’til 3 A.M. PGP.

Homecoming is this Saturday. I need to get approximately 11 hours of sleep a night this week. PGP.

Three-day conference next week in a Big Ten town. Boss just said we won’t leave the hotel. PGP.

I’ve gone out six Saturdays in a row. I need to cool it this weekend. PGP.