I have an enormous stack of Med School rejections in my room. I use them to wipe my ass. And yes I frequently shit blood now but that is besides the point.
I can see it now. Next update you’re going to feel on Cloud Nine about this little scenario but the one after that you’re going to feel so heartbroken and fucked over that you might contemplate watching ‘500 Days Of Summer’ for the 4th time. Don’t make this mistake. Text the ‘Dragon in the sack’ girl instead.
Requirements:
Males must have at least 2 scarves in their closet and have one Instagram picture of some weird coffee milk art.
Females must have a black flat brimmed hat and a small dreamcatcher tattoo along with some type of nose piercing (pierced septum highly encouraged).
Do it dude. Old School RS is free again. Just buy a bond online to skip the three weeks of chopping logs. It’s a great way to pass time and talk shit to some kids around the world. Some 13 yr old Finnish kid was talking shit about America so I told him to go back to sucking dicks and making chocolate or whatever Finland does. And I’m 23.
I dabble in the occasional Xbox game here and there. And sometimes, I even kick it back to middle school and boot up some Runescape, granted I’m double the age of some kids.
Meet me in Wildy pussy. And bring your main.
Ah good to know. I think on this list, PA school should be a top job prospect. Minimal loans (2 years post grad) + no residency required = 100K job. And with a governing body fighting for more provider status/autonomy, the salary will only go up because everyone is trying cut corners and costs when it comes to paying doctors.
Only drawback is that you’ll always have ‘assistant’ tagged on.
You should add the cost of extra schooling and hours on some of these jobs. Pharmacy manager have to be pharmacists($200K loans) and work >65 hour weeks. Retail pharmacists have high burnout rate because it’s absolutely awful. Physician requires $250K loans and minimum 4 years of getting paid $40K for 70-80 hours weeks. And then you get big money (way more than $180K) but it has some serious drawbacks too. Idk bout lawyers, I heard its real tough to get a job after school. IT is easily replaceable with younger grads because of low barrier to entry/regulations even after schooling.
There definitely is a team aspect to an organized running event and a philanthropic aspect as well, which makes it much more fun. Just ran a half marathon for breast cancer this weekend to give it a shot plus momma is a survivor so it felt rewarding. Didn’t take one picture. Went home afterwards, rubbed one out and then napped for 4 hours.
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Damn. It’s a little early to have my eyes sweating like this. Must be the humidity.
Doctors HATE HIM because of this ONE CRAZY trick he uses to MURDER their FAMILIES!
Okay we get it, New York has good food. Even though Jacksonville, Florida, is a horseshit town, I think ‘Maple Street Biscuit Company’ deserves a spot
I have an enormous stack of Med School rejections in my room. I use them to wipe my ass. And yes I frequently shit blood now but that is besides the point.
Fuck yeah. Ask her if she performed like an overgrown lizard in the sack again
I can see it now. Next update you’re going to feel on Cloud Nine about this little scenario but the one after that you’re going to feel so heartbroken and fucked over that you might contemplate watching ‘500 Days Of Summer’ for the 4th time. Don’t make this mistake. Text the ‘Dragon in the sack’ girl instead.
The worst white lie to ever exist:
“Yeah I’ll get it done on time”
Corporate CEO’s HATE him!
Watch how this one man works from home and STILL can’t pay for his daughters dance lessons!
That’s why I work from home and don’t make any real money and pan handle on the weekends
Damn! Good one bud.
Requirements:
Males must have at least 2 scarves in their closet and have one Instagram picture of some weird coffee milk art.
Females must have a black flat brimmed hat and a small dreamcatcher tattoo along with some type of nose piercing (pierced septum highly encouraged).
Do it dude. Old School RS is free again. Just buy a bond online to skip the three weeks of chopping logs. It’s a great way to pass time and talk shit to some kids around the world. Some 13 yr old Finnish kid was talking shit about America so I told him to go back to sucking dicks and making chocolate or whatever Finland does. And I’m 23.
I dabble in the occasional Xbox game here and there. And sometimes, I even kick it back to middle school and boot up some Runescape, granted I’m double the age of some kids.
Meet me in Wildy pussy. And bring your main.
Ah good to know. I think on this list, PA school should be a top job prospect. Minimal loans (2 years post grad) + no residency required = 100K job. And with a governing body fighting for more provider status/autonomy, the salary will only go up because everyone is trying cut corners and costs when it comes to paying doctors.
Only drawback is that you’ll always have ‘assistant’ tagged on.
You should add the cost of extra schooling and hours on some of these jobs. Pharmacy manager have to be pharmacists($200K loans) and work >65 hour weeks. Retail pharmacists have high burnout rate because it’s absolutely awful. Physician requires $250K loans and minimum 4 years of getting paid $40K for 70-80 hours weeks. And then you get big money (way more than $180K) but it has some serious drawbacks too. Idk bout lawyers, I heard its real tough to get a job after school. IT is easily replaceable with younger grads because of low barrier to entry/regulations even after schooling.
Can I have your life
There definitely is a team aspect to an organized running event and a philanthropic aspect as well, which makes it much more fun. Just ran a half marathon for breast cancer this weekend to give it a shot plus momma is a survivor so it felt rewarding. Didn’t take one picture. Went home afterwards, rubbed one out and then napped for 4 hours.