You know you’re getting old when your friends all start having planned pregnancies. PGP.
Nick Offerman: Manlier than you.
The biological clock is undefeated. PGP.
Due to last year’s multiple incidents, there will be a 2 drink limit at this year’s Christmas Party. PGP.
The old women in the cubicle next to me is singing along with Christmas music and I’m super hungover. PGP.