Welcome to the fluffer zone my friend; where you do all the work and emotional support of a boyfriend but get none of the rewards, like sex or commitment.
Most of my friends have given their best friends explicit instructions to tell their future-husband to propose with something or her than a ring because they want to choose it. One friend got proposed to with a brooch, ring she chose was under 3 grand because she wanted vintage not size.
best idea for a proposal ever:
Guy turns to girlfriend, “do you want s’more?”
Girlfriend, “s’more what?”
Guy *getting down on one knee and pulling a literal s’more from no where as a “will you marry me’ banner unfurls behind him*, “s’more committed relationship?”
Eh I think his forward behavior is practical, but I would have followed instinct and asked for the check instead of finishing the date. Basically he was asking if he was wasting his time, can’t blame a person for that.
I’m over here wondering how long until she realizes it’s the same Claire she tried to stalk back when Todd followed her post-derby but Claire’s profile was private.
Genuine question, how does one date an internet writer and not expect to be written about? I minimum expect my emotions and personal content will be put on blast in a group text, and that’s with non-writers.
Kind of curious if it’s a strategy – I have many friends that would love this move (post 4 dates and hook up) and go for another round of sex immediately.
My god, this. Every damn time. Except I get a lot of coffee and drinks invitations and don’t realize it’s a date until I’m there and they won’t let me pay.
Wanna trade? Middle child, second daughter, and the only sibling to have a relationship in the past seven years. This was my first single holiday season in years. Literally everyone asked when I was getting married already, where are the grand babies, and “if you worked less you might be able to keep a man”, all egged on by the siblings saying they weren’t going to ever date so I’m the “only hope”.
I wouldn’t mind being cut out of some pictures and sober playing photographer of the siblings families right about now.
Seattle, you say? *Waves emphatically* I’m on the island across the ferry waters. Can confirm, not all Seattle-brunch-goers are dicks.
Yep. That’s full fluffer zone. Run away.
Welcome to the fluffer zone my friend; where you do all the work and emotional support of a boyfriend but get none of the rewards, like sex or commitment.
Most of my friends have given their best friends explicit instructions to tell their future-husband to propose with something or her than a ring because they want to choose it. One friend got proposed to with a brooch, ring she chose was under 3 grand because she wanted vintage not size.
best idea for a proposal ever:
Guy turns to girlfriend, “do you want s’more?”
Girlfriend, “s’more what?”
Guy *getting down on one knee and pulling a literal s’more from no where as a “will you marry me’ banner unfurls behind him*, “s’more committed relationship?”
Guaranteed yes.
Eh I think his forward behavior is practical, but I would have followed instinct and asked for the check instead of finishing the date. Basically he was asking if he was wasting his time, can’t blame a person for that.
Nah, flowers are fine for whenever, especially this close to the wedding. Just don’t jump the gun to jewelry.
*can’t
Or blow up fight turns into Girl breaking up with Todd, which is clearly the only way they will ever separate because Todd can nut up.
Girl is very forgetful it would appear.
Catch up.
I’m over here wondering how long until she realizes it’s the same Claire she tried to stalk back when Todd followed her post-derby but Claire’s profile was private.
…work was slow the last few months.
Pun intended?
Genuine question, how does one date an internet writer and not expect to be written about? I minimum expect my emotions and personal content will be put on blast in a group text, and that’s with non-writers.
Kind of curious if it’s a strategy – I have many friends that would love this move (post 4 dates and hook up) and go for another round of sex immediately.
“And your SO obviously”
Thanks for reminding me I am single.
Add playful touching like a light rib poke or bumping shoulders together.
My god, this. Every damn time. Except I get a lot of coffee and drinks invitations and don’t realize it’s a date until I’m there and they won’t let me pay.
Wanna trade? Middle child, second daughter, and the only sibling to have a relationship in the past seven years. This was my first single holiday season in years. Literally everyone asked when I was getting married already, where are the grand babies, and “if you worked less you might be able to keep a man”, all egged on by the siblings saying they weren’t going to ever date so I’m the “only hope”.
I wouldn’t mind being cut out of some pictures and sober playing photographer of the siblings families right about now.
Wait.. what did she get him for christmas?