I’d like to add one more to the list: do not ever be that guy who, at a work party, wedding, or really any affair that calls for coat and tie, has a few too many drinks at the bar and decides it’s time to relocate his tie from his neck to his head. No, I repeat, no girl has ever looked across the room at the guy with his tie tied around his head and leaned over to the girls she was with and been like, “Omg did you see that guy with over there the tie around his head, he looks so cool. What a catch.” Unless it’s said sarcastically, followed by stifled pity laughter and maybe a “bless his heart” if you’re in the South. Or she’s blackout. But really, even if you do everything on this list (which is a pretty good one overall), once that tie has made it’s way to your forehead, every single one of those items has been negated. I’m looking at you, Jay Tas.
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I’d like to add one more to the list: do not ever be that guy who, at a work party, wedding, or really any affair that calls for coat and tie, has a few too many drinks at the bar and decides it’s time to relocate his tie from his neck to his head. No, I repeat, no girl has ever looked across the room at the guy with his tie tied around his head and leaned over to the girls she was with and been like, “Omg did you see that guy with over there the tie around his head, he looks so cool. What a catch.” Unless it’s said sarcastically, followed by stifled pity laughter and maybe a “bless his heart” if you’re in the South. Or she’s blackout. But really, even if you do everything on this list (which is a pretty good one overall), once that tie has made it’s way to your forehead, every single one of those items has been negated. I’m looking at you, Jay Tas.