Gonna have to be that guy…. the tube actually goes down the trachea. if it went down the esophagus, the person would blow up and pop like a balloon. I too am watching house start to finish.
If you read the fine print on your student loan statements, it actually says if you die, the loans are all forgiven. A SUNY piece of Info on this sunny Friday.
Pro-Tip: When you have sent a message that you regret, put your phone into airplane mode ASAP. If you can catch the message in time, and the send will fail. Then you can cancel the message once you turn your phone back to wireless or 4G.
A few things here. This was reasonably well put-together, so good for you on that. Second, I picked up on the Katy Perry reference in the first paragraph, and I don’t know how I feel about that. And third, I have *AHEM* A ‘friend’ who once spent 20 minutes high out of his mind trying to play the screen shotted song on Instagram before he ate a bag of pizza rolls fresh outta the oven.
Yeah, cuz fuck our rights against warrantless search and seizure. Seriously, I can’t stand this. In my state, in order to qualify for parole, some offenders must submit to “warrantless and random” searches.
Not normally one to beat the drum about our rights, but this makes me nervous.
Love this. And to the inevitable idiot that says, “This is the best way to NOT get a boyfriend”, bring a step-ladder next time, cuz shit seems to be flying right over your head.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that Non-Traditional Students are THE.FUCKING.WORST. with one exception. One of my best friends was an Afghanistan vet, and he was the shit.
As a red-blooded American Male with a girlfriend, I can definitely say I’m jealous.
Is it paid leave though? If so, what does this company do, and where do I send my resume?
Fifth or sixth mile?!?! I don’t know if I have cumulatively ran that far since high school basketball.
Still using it two years after graduation because you’re poor and it still works. #PGP
Gonna have to be that guy…. the tube actually goes down the trachea. if it went down the esophagus, the person would blow up and pop like a balloon. I too am watching house start to finish.
YOU DON’T SAY THAT
If you read the fine print on your student loan statements, it actually says if you die, the loans are all forgiven. A SUNY piece of Info on this sunny Friday.
I don’t get it … I’m gonna sit the next few out.
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Pro-Tip: When you have sent a message that you regret, put your phone into airplane mode ASAP. If you can catch the message in time, and the send will fail. Then you can cancel the message once you turn your phone back to wireless or 4G.
A few things here. This was reasonably well put-together, so good for you on that. Second, I picked up on the Katy Perry reference in the first paragraph, and I don’t know how I feel about that. And third, I have *AHEM* A ‘friend’ who once spent 20 minutes high out of his mind trying to play the screen shotted song on Instagram before he ate a bag of pizza rolls fresh outta the oven.
As a South Dakotan, I can tell you that The Millstone only has 3 locations, and they aren’t that great. I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
Bitches ain’t got SHIT on Sioux City.
http://youtu.be/Gj7_E5Tpdhs
Yeah, cuz fuck our rights against warrantless search and seizure. Seriously, I can’t stand this. In my state, in order to qualify for parole, some offenders must submit to “warrantless and random” searches.
Not normally one to beat the drum about our rights, but this makes me nervous.
The doctor keeps trying to tell me that Sodium is bad for you. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That Master Chief swears like a… well, uh…… A sailor I guess.
I think we should mate…… I said I THINK WE SHOULD DATE
Love this. And to the inevitable idiot that says, “This is the best way to NOT get a boyfriend”, bring a step-ladder next time, cuz shit seems to be flying right over your head.
I think I speak for everyone here when I say that Non-Traditional Students are THE.FUCKING.WORST. with one exception. One of my best friends was an Afghanistan vet, and he was the shit.