Thank God her dad is footing the lion’s share of the bill. It gave me anxiety thinking about trying to pay for the thirty thousand dollar dog and pony show that soon-to-be Mrs. Hacker has planned.
She’s worth it though you guys. I’m in too good a mood to be on this website because I get to take her to a ball this weekend.
Jesus you know what that expression means. It’s something all those guys in the funny hats that lead your religion one at a time talk about. If you’re not married, but you’re living with your ‘partner,’ you’re seen by the church as “Living in sin.”
Excited to hear it. Also, does the Texas Law Hawk have a shot at becoming someone who does “Drunk History”-esque Drunk Landmark Cases in Con Law/Contracts/Crim Law/ et. al. podcast with you, or was all that talk about a law school cast just a tease?
I’m finishing 2L required courses this week, and I need this man. C’mon.
I saw that “Wedding Crashers” reference, and dammit I appreciated it. Also, how goddamn lax is security in canada that someone can move thousands of barrels of super heavy syrup out of a warehouse, and no one bats a damn eye?!
On a related note, I’m getting married in July, so I have a sneaking suspicion you won’t be the only one going without sex for the next four years.
I don’t understand why people hate on the long break between the ceremony and reception. If the bar is open (which it should be) just get a head-start on the wedding party’s drinking and get sloshed before dinner.
Midwesterner here, and I can say without any doubt in my mind, my grandparents think “Reefer Madness” was a fucking documentary. And also, we can’t have the poors not kept down-trodden by locking them up on a huge scale.
I’m pretty open with my fiance about wanting her to make most of the calls. That way, when I say I really want to do something, she’ll understand the reasoning, or at least understand that it’s really important to me. It doesn’t stop her from getting pissed, because I often want to do stupid things. On the other hand, sometimes she just gives me a cookie and tells me to stop acting like a hungry four year old (which I also do often).
That’s a power move. All my friends think she’s the shot-caller in the relationship, but when I put my foot down, what I say goes. The only issue with that is that eventually, she gets used to walking all over me and loses her mind when I alter plans. It’s a trick I picked up from my dad. Assume none of the scheduling responsibilities by always deferring to your wife or fiance, and then figure out what you want to fight about behind closed doors. We’re very northern European like that.
because he’s a fucking psychopath. Exhibit 1: He watched “Stranger than Fiction.” That movie is on my all-time least favorite films ever. Is it supposed to be funny? Satirical? Dramatic? IMO it failed on all three fronts, and all we’re left with is a shitty Will Ferrell movie.
In case you couldn’t tell, he’s sort of my role model. Might explain why I have a mild drinking and gambling addiction. On the flip side of the coin, I can’t even hit the ball as long as he does currently, and I’m still in my ‘prime’, so to speak.
“Whenever things start to get too chummy around here, I like to call people by the wrong names. That lets them know that I do not care about them.” –Ron Swanson, and, I hope, Emily tomorrow.
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Thank God her dad is footing the lion’s share of the bill. It gave me anxiety thinking about trying to pay for the thirty thousand dollar dog and pony show that soon-to-be Mrs. Hacker has planned.
She’s worth it though you guys. I’m in too good a mood to be on this website because I get to take her to a ball this weekend.
Jesus you know what that expression means. It’s something all those guys in the funny hats that lead your religion one at a time talk about. If you’re not married, but you’re living with your ‘partner,’ you’re seen by the church as “Living in sin.”
So it with me now: Real Tree.
Excited to hear it. Also, does the Texas Law Hawk have a shot at becoming someone who does “Drunk History”-esque Drunk Landmark Cases in Con Law/Contracts/Crim Law/ et. al. podcast with you, or was all that talk about a law school cast just a tease?
I’m finishing 2L required courses this week, and I need this man. C’mon.
Black labs are the best dogs full stop.
Getting married means only birthday sex, baby making sex, and maybe special occasion sex. I’m pretty sure that’s in the bible somewhere or something.
I saw that “Wedding Crashers” reference, and dammit I appreciated it. Also, how goddamn lax is security in canada that someone can move thousands of barrels of super heavy syrup out of a warehouse, and no one bats a damn eye?!
On a related note, I’m getting married in July, so I have a sneaking suspicion you won’t be the only one going without sex for the next four years.
I don’t understand why people hate on the long break between the ceremony and reception. If the bar is open (which it should be) just get a head-start on the wedding party’s drinking and get sloshed before dinner.
“And with that, the Nation’s healing process can finally begin. Back to you, Ted.”
I think Reddit thinks I’m a spammer, it’s not letting me post anymore comments for another six minutes.
These bots are getting really subtle. No spelling errors, and not one mention of private sexy time.
Midwesterner here, and I can say without any doubt in my mind, my grandparents think “Reefer Madness” was a fucking documentary. And also, we can’t have the poors not kept down-trodden by locking them up on a huge scale.
I’m pretty open with my fiance about wanting her to make most of the calls. That way, when I say I really want to do something, she’ll understand the reasoning, or at least understand that it’s really important to me. It doesn’t stop her from getting pissed, because I often want to do stupid things. On the other hand, sometimes she just gives me a cookie and tells me to stop acting like a hungry four year old (which I also do often).
That’s a power move. All my friends think she’s the shot-caller in the relationship, but when I put my foot down, what I say goes. The only issue with that is that eventually, she gets used to walking all over me and loses her mind when I alter plans. It’s a trick I picked up from my dad. Assume none of the scheduling responsibilities by always deferring to your wife or fiance, and then figure out what you want to fight about behind closed doors. We’re very northern European like that.
I’m sad that this comment wasn’t recognized as facetious.
because he’s a fucking psychopath. Exhibit 1: He watched “Stranger than Fiction.” That movie is on my all-time least favorite films ever. Is it supposed to be funny? Satirical? Dramatic? IMO it failed on all three fronts, and all we’re left with is a shitty Will Ferrell movie.
In case you couldn’t tell, he’s sort of my role model. Might explain why I have a mild drinking and gambling addiction. On the flip side of the coin, I can’t even hit the ball as long as he does currently, and I’m still in my ‘prime’, so to speak.
Don’t be discouraged, buddy. Live your truth.
“Whenever things start to get too chummy around here, I like to call people by the wrong names. That lets them know that I do not care about them.” –Ron Swanson, and, I hope, Emily tomorrow.
RIP