This was solid gold. Dillon, you’re like a comet over here on PGP. We don’t see you often, but when you do make an appearance, it is always spectacular.
I’m disappointed by the lack of pictures. Lure me in with a great cover picture like that and then have all these WORDS?! Bait and switch is a dick move man.
McGannon, what happened to the old Photo you had? The one where you were laying on your side, leaning on your elbow, with that shit-eating grin and that polar fleece vest? I miss that photo.
Did anyone else start reading this in a Cross between Tom Haversham and Pete Campbell after the pictures and the superfluous ‘y’s added to a bunch of different words?
Robbo- Diggin the John Mellencamp one-liner thrown in towards the beginning! And I also agree that maybe we should just let this family fade back into the bayou of obscurity they came from.
Spot-on about grandma and grandpa knowing I will blow cash on booze. Grandma has spent the last three Christmases trying to find a big box store that she can give me a gift card that doesn’t sell booze. So far, she’s 0-3.
I’d also like to point out that roughly half of marriages end in divorce. Do you really want to be reminded of a failed marriage by remembering the proposal every single year?
It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. I got my current job because of my ties to this (VERY small) community. I hate to rub it in, but the personal ties need to happen when you are searching for a job. People feel more comfortable hiring people they know. It sucks, but that’s the way the world spins.
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The only reason I knew who Daedalus was is because I read the Percy Jackson series. #PGP
Every time I see one of those little guys, it takes significant self-restraint on my part to not turn it on its side and walk away.
A White *Sorority* Girl’s Job Application.
This was solid gold. Dillon, you’re like a comet over here on PGP. We don’t see you often, but when you do make an appearance, it is always spectacular.
I’m disappointed by the lack of pictures. Lure me in with a great cover picture like that and then have all these WORDS?! Bait and switch is a dick move man.
It definitely wasn’t the liquor, Randy.
That last paragraph was pure gold.
“You can’t always get what you want. But if you try sometimes, you just might find… you get whatcha need.”
Not that this has a lot to do with your comment, I mostly just dig the Stones, man.
McGannon, what happened to the old Photo you had? The one where you were laying on your side, leaning on your elbow, with that shit-eating grin and that polar fleece vest? I miss that photo.
That Step Brothers pic made me giggle. And it got me thinking about how hard I miss college.
“I’m a Grown-Ass Man!” I screamed at my mother as I played X-Box in my parents’ basement with a twelve-pack on a work-night.
HOOVER! Take back what you said about Rashida Jones! Aside from being a goddamn saint, she also happens to be my future wife.
Did anyone else start reading this in a Cross between Tom Haversham and Pete Campbell after the pictures and the superfluous ‘y’s added to a bunch of different words?
Again, great work, McGannon.
Robbo- Diggin the John Mellencamp one-liner thrown in towards the beginning! And I also agree that maybe we should just let this family fade back into the bayou of obscurity they came from.
Spot-on about grandma and grandpa knowing I will blow cash on booze. Grandma has spent the last three Christmases trying to find a big box store that she can give me a gift card that doesn’t sell booze. So far, she’s 0-3.
I’d also like to point out that roughly half of marriages end in divorce. Do you really want to be reminded of a failed marriage by remembering the proposal every single year?
*NODS AGGRESSIVELY*
This is where the Joke is travelling.
This, all the way down here, is your head.
It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. I got my current job because of my ties to this (VERY small) community. I hate to rub it in, but the personal ties need to happen when you are searching for a job. People feel more comfortable hiring people they know. It sucks, but that’s the way the world spins.
I asked for a BB gun when I was about a 2nd or 3rd grader. Dad got me a 20 gauge. Mom was not impressed. I guess you could say I’m from the Midwest.