“We’ve reviewed your application and…” No, you haven’t. PGP.

Thinking to yourself “Ok, time to start doing shit” 4 hours into the workday. PGP.

The supply room was restocked with my favorite pens and I’m pretty jazzed about it. PGP.

I probably only do about 2 hours of actual work in a given week, I don’t think my boss notices. PGP.

Not being a father, but loving most of the items on the Father’s Day gift lists in my emails. PGP.