I sipped the company Kool-Aid today. I kind of liked it. PGP.

I legitimately just questioned if I was invisible. Then questioned my sanity. Then poured another coffee and checked my email. PGP.

The only text I received today was from Papa John’s. PGP.

“Congratulations, your LinkedIn Profile had 1 view last week.” PGP.

That moment of anxiety between logging into your bank account and waiting for the page to load. PGP.

Copy-pasting online articles into Outlook to make it look like you’re doing work. PGP.

When finding $8 in your dryer feels like winning the lottery. PGP.