Fuck Health and Wellness newsletters. They told me to write one for my plant (I work in a manufacturing plant). I said no thanksI bought a ping pong table, basketball goals, and corn hole boards instead and told people to take their stress out with a game.
I’m in the exact same boat. I’ve been procrastinating for two years-I test the 29th. Some days, I pass the practice tests, other days I get two questions right. Procrastination at its finest. I cannot bring myself to study to save my life. Good luck!
I happens-once in a blue moon. We offer you a package to quit – in return, you won’t sue, etc. Basically, we like you as a person, but you’re not a good fit at the company or you’re old/near retirement age and you get a retirement package. Hope this isn’t the guy I just gave a package to!
I’m going to get called out on this one-especially from my handle. Don’t do the passive aggressive deodorant on the desk notification. Talk to him man to man (or have HR do it). He could be a slob, but he could have some health issue. Either way- the convo sucks but it’s a lot better than the “hey-everyone thinks you stink-put this on” message. Good luck.
Seriously-for the love of God-quit feeding me bullshit in the interview. I know it’s bullshit. You know it’s bullshit. Favorite interview questions-what song would play on when you walked in on your first day if you were hired and what is your spirit animal. I get great answers. One recent hire responded House of Pain-Jump Around as his song. That led to a sing a long in the interview. We hired him-one of my best hiring decisions.
Loud talkers are the worst. Recently had a 10 hour flight-lady in front of me talked the entire time. I felt for her seat mate (solo travelers). Ear plugs were no match for her loudness.
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Fuck Health and Wellness newsletters. They told me to write one for my plant (I work in a manufacturing plant). I said no thanksI bought a ping pong table, basketball goals, and corn hole boards instead and told people to take their stress out with a game.
I’m obviously at the wrong company. We get five weeks at twenty five years.
I’m in the exact same boat. I’ve been procrastinating for two years-I test the 29th. Some days, I pass the practice tests, other days I get two questions right. Procrastination at its finest. I cannot bring myself to study to save my life. Good luck!
I happens-once in a blue moon. We offer you a package to quit – in return, you won’t sue, etc. Basically, we like you as a person, but you’re not a good fit at the company or you’re old/near retirement age and you get a retirement package. Hope this isn’t the guy I just gave a package to!
I’m going to get called out on this one-especially from my handle. Don’t do the passive aggressive deodorant on the desk notification. Talk to him man to man (or have HR do it). He could be a slob, but he could have some health issue. Either way- the convo sucks but it’s a lot better than the “hey-everyone thinks you stink-put this on” message. Good luck.
Definitely true. We can’t get engineers out of their jobs unless we give them a severance.
Looking…the cut in pay may be worth no more 2am phone calls.
We run 24/7-I’m on call 24/7-never off the clock. I feel you.
That online job must be posting on every PGP articles. If you really made that-you wouldn’t be an Internet troll.
That’s a good one!!!
Sorry for the awful grammar-long day.
Seriously-for the love of God-quit feeding me bullshit in the interview. I know it’s bullshit. You know it’s bullshit. Favorite interview questions-what song would play on when you walked in on your first day if you were hired and what is your spirit animal. I get great answers. One recent hire responded House of Pain-Jump Around as his song. That led to a sing a long in the interview. We hired him-one of my best hiring decisions.
It’s not college-don’t oversleep for work. Seriously-I shouldn’t be calling you at 9am waking you up when you’re not at work (2 days in a row).
Loud talkers are the worst. Recently had a 10 hour flight-lady in front of me talked the entire time. I felt for her seat mate (solo travelers). Ear plugs were no match for her loudness.