Worst first date I ever had: PF Changs with a guy who talked 95% of the time (and my 5% was really just saying “yeah” or “wow” to his stuff). Go to the bathroom at the end of the meal. Come back and he leaves to go to the bathroom. I look down at the table and there are 2 black check books…Look at one at my seat and see that the bill had been split – INCLUDING THE $5.25 APPETIZER. Went over to the waiter and asked “Did you split the check or did he ask you to?” he said my date had asked. Guy returned to the table, didn’t say a word about the bills. I signed my receipt with a 30% tip to the waiter. Laughed all the way home because what else was there to do?
To the girl with the kind-of-sort-of relationship – YES! You did the right thing. You’re both 30. Your wishy-washy 20s are over. If he wants to have the kind of comfort and support of having a girl always around, but can’t actually admit how important she is to him, then he doesn’t deserve you.
Find a guy who will actually appreciate what he has with you and isn’t afraid to admit it.
If you live in a area that gets insanely hot and humid during the summer – get a Cool Bed. They’re around $50 and seem insane (a waterbed for your dog?). But having a double coated black lab in the miserable DC heat and humidity, that thing is a life saver in the summer for him.
Well, then they better get ready to walk half our lineup. Murphy and Zimmerman are on fire right now. And if they’re dumb enough to walk Turner, he’s going to be aching to steal. So sure, just let them walk half our line up and pussyout to get to the bottom and get [easier outs].
Or a legit monthly “club”: A book is announced on the 1st of the month and then a post is posted on the last of the month to start a discussion/place to make comments and observations?
I think this post proves there are enough of us on this site who would enjoy the ability to discuss good books.
Nats (hence the bullpen comment). Currently following Scherzer’s strikeout massacre occurring in Miami right now. When his daughter is born in November, her arm will be better than 90% of our bullpens’ arms right now.
Also, not bad mouthing Rorak from the other night; he’s too steady (and below the radar player). I think he just had an off night.
Concerned about Werth; he didn’t even make the trip to Miami. Zimmerman is on FIRE this season and if he doesn’t make the ASG, it’s going to be a damn shame.
Curious what will happen with the Cubs in town next week; see if they tie the record for walking Harper [again].
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Worst first date I ever had: PF Changs with a guy who talked 95% of the time (and my 5% was really just saying “yeah” or “wow” to his stuff). Go to the bathroom at the end of the meal. Come back and he leaves to go to the bathroom. I look down at the table and there are 2 black check books…Look at one at my seat and see that the bill had been split – INCLUDING THE $5.25 APPETIZER. Went over to the waiter and asked “Did you split the check or did he ask you to?” he said my date had asked. Guy returned to the table, didn’t say a word about the bills. I signed my receipt with a 30% tip to the waiter. Laughed all the way home because what else was there to do?
What was the question? Maybe we can answer here for you in the comments
Does Kanye rap while wrapping Christmas gifts for North and Saint?
Me too. Because I refuse to settle for guys who don’t have their shit together.
I suddenly feel ashamed about living alone in a 2 bedroom/2 bathroom apartment outside of DC…
To the girl with the kind-of-sort-of relationship – YES! You did the right thing. You’re both 30. Your wishy-washy 20s are over. If he wants to have the kind of comfort and support of having a girl always around, but can’t actually admit how important she is to him, then he doesn’t deserve you.
Find a guy who will actually appreciate what he has with you and isn’t afraid to admit it.
If you live in a area that gets insanely hot and humid during the summer – get a Cool Bed. They’re around $50 and seem insane (a waterbed for your dog?). But having a double coated black lab in the miserable DC heat and humidity, that thing is a life saver in the summer for him.
Sick moves Bros
And always being able to add Gauc without a second thought
Duct Tape and Read Receipts on texts
YESS!
Well, then they better get ready to walk half our lineup. Murphy and Zimmerman are on fire right now. And if they’re dumb enough to walk Turner, he’s going to be aching to steal. So sure, just let them walk half our line up and pussyout to get to the bottom and get [easier outs].
#ThisIsWhyImSingle
If it’s the Mets, I’m fucking done with this series.
That and the “Thanks for planning this for after the season is over!” seemed to be the most common comments after the announcement.
Also, anyone else keeping up with the game ATM? The thing we can’t actually talk about is happening…again…for the 3rd time…
Eh, same division, so trash talk is even more possible. And I admit, we blew it playing you 2 weeks ago.
Or a legit monthly “club”: A book is announced on the 1st of the month and then a post is posted on the last of the month to start a discussion/place to make comments and observations?
I think this post proves there are enough of us on this site who would enjoy the ability to discuss good books.
Nats (hence the bullpen comment). Currently following Scherzer’s strikeout massacre occurring in Miami right now. When his daughter is born in November, her arm will be better than 90% of our bullpens’ arms right now.
Also, not bad mouthing Rorak from the other night; he’s too steady (and below the radar player). I think he just had an off night.
Concerned about Werth; he didn’t even make the trip to Miami. Zimmerman is on FIRE this season and if he doesn’t make the ASG, it’s going to be a damn shame.
Curious what will happen with the Cubs in town next week; see if they tie the record for walking Harper [again].
Should I keep going?
Hey
I just want a guy to go to baseball games with who will armchair the bullpen lineup and scream at the Umps with me. Is that too much to ask?
Mama needs to plan her parties better