Had some bad chinese takeout and a 12 pack of domestic beer Friday night… Carrie and i started getting freaky…. blew chunks all over her and the bed… spent saturday recovering from food poisining and sunday buying new sheets at Bed, Bath and Beyond
Got wasted Friday night and had to take a dump but didnt wanna wait for the bathroom at the bar… Left and pinched a loaf in the wooded area nearby… accidentally wiped my ass with poison ivy…Attempted to run a 5k sunday morning that i signed up for months ago… Finished last and went to the hospital after because my buttcrack rash chafing was extremely painful… Gonna be doing the crabwalk for a while…
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Had some bad chinese takeout and a 12 pack of domestic beer Friday night… Carrie and i started getting freaky…. blew chunks all over her and the bed… spent saturday recovering from food poisining and sunday buying new sheets at Bed, Bath and Beyond
Carrie’s out of town so getting into some shennanigans with Deacon and the boys. Hoping Arthur doesn’t find a way to ruin it…
Got wasted Friday night and had to take a dump but didnt wanna wait for the bathroom at the bar… Left and pinched a loaf in the wooded area nearby… accidentally wiped my ass with poison ivy…Attempted to run a 5k sunday morning that i signed up for months ago… Finished last and went to the hospital after because my buttcrack rash chafing was extremely painful… Gonna be doing the crabwalk for a while…
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This is a *cold* take
Caffeine is one helluva drug
Holy cow! Buncha scoundrels!!
What’s updog?
Then why do you keep publishing these dumb articles? I thought you were trying become less like TFM
Its the same as normal pizza but better
Emails are like texts but less convenient
Had a wicked hangover, went to six flags and rode rollercoaster, puked on a baby.
I dont get it
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