I took a girl to the Rangers game that Yu Darvish came one out away from throwing a perfect game. Once I realized he hadn’t walked anyone in the fourth inning I leaned over and stated I would not be talking to her until he gave up a hit. Didn’t go over so well.
As a Tulane alum, this list makes me very sad. As much as I hate to give the SEC credit for anything (even though we’re a founding member), Athens and Tuscaloosa should absolutely be on this list.
I gave up beer for lent one year and it was the best decision I ever made. Lost a lot of weight and got extremely drunker much faster and more often than usual.
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This has already been attempted Knox. Have you never heard of The Traveling Wilburys?
Tom Petty, George Harrison, Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison, and Jeff Lynne. They collaborated and played together from 1988 to 1990.
Nice DFW sports references with the Adrian Beltre inclusion (did you see his bare hander last night) and the expansion that is the Minnesota Wild.
And this is why Taylor Swift hit it big.
Speaking of Hillary Duff. I hear she’s back on the market.
What’s wrong with a Joffrey baby?
Not cool.
I took a girl to the Rangers game that Yu Darvish came one out away from throwing a perfect game. Once I realized he hadn’t walked anyone in the fourth inning I leaned over and stated I would not be talking to her until he gave up a hit. Didn’t go over so well.
“I pulled out last minute”……damnit I wish I was mature
The New Guy was great solely for the fact that Lyle Lovett made a ridiculous cameo.
The use of the word “inculcate” really tied this column together.
OMG GTFO
That kid’s never gonna make it to Q school with that swing.
Men have been wearing polos, khakis and loafers for over fifty years. Don’t mess with success. Best advice I ever got.
This is also missing something about golf etiquette.
#73. NEVER be that guy.
As much as I hate to say it, Seeking a Friend for the End of The World is probably the #1 on my list. Girls eat that shit up.
As a Tulane alum, this list makes me very sad. As much as I hate to give the SEC credit for anything (even though we’re a founding member), Athens and Tuscaloosa should absolutely be on this list.
The former CEO of ExxonMobil Lee Raymond has used separate beds ever since he got married. Maybe it’s not so weird.
I gave up beer for lent one year and it was the best decision I ever made. Lost a lot of weight and got extremely drunker much faster and more often than usual.
Your bars close at 2:00. End of story.
Since Matthew McConaughey did not do his acceptance speech as Rust Cohle I’m never watching an Oscars again.
Mardi Gras just kicked the ever living shit out of me. After going for six consecutive years, I think I might have to retire.