-slam as much as you can take and hand the bottle to me (bottoms up)
-let’s drink that shit ‘til it’s dry. (Bottoms up)
-Chad Kroeger has a fist full of whiskey (burn it to the ground)
-get your hands off this glass, last call my ass. (Burn it to the ground)
-I know we just want to be some big rock stars (rockstar)
-Lock ‘n load, I’m ready to go (midnight queen)
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no (how you remind me)
Suck it, Rafi
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I do them for free out of the back of my station wagon, hit me up. If you want me to use gloves, please bring a pair.
Go poke, gotta get your omega-3 on, bruh
6000 chicken fajitas
Charlie, have you been drinking straight paint again?
Dinner: Chicken tits, sautéed broccoli/onions/peppers.
Dessert: Butt. So much butt. All the butt.
Sounds like you need a new mom
I don’t, but redheads make me all tingly inside.
Sup
No animal style? I’m disappointed, William.
Spent yesterday meal prepping, so either chicken and broccoli or tuna poke with kelp noodles. Gotta earn your carbs.
Y’all need Jesus, Scotland
She must have an adderall plug. Or she’s a sorcerer. Those are the only logical possibilities
My post-work-blunts can’t be doing very much for my productivity. And success.
Ehh fuck it, lets spark up another one
I call it “Refugee Airlines”
“I don’t ever question anything that I do. Every shot that I take I think I’m going to make” Jimmy Butler
-slam as much as you can take and hand the bottle to me (bottoms up)
-let’s drink that shit ‘til it’s dry. (Bottoms up)
-Chad Kroeger has a fist full of whiskey (burn it to the ground)
-get your hands off this glass, last call my ass. (Burn it to the ground)
-I know we just want to be some big rock stars (rockstar)
-Lock ‘n load, I’m ready to go (midnight queen)
-Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, no (how you remind me)
Suck it, Rafi
Preach. They’re dudes just tryna make money and crush strange, leave them alone.
How dare you
Get over yourselves, hipster douchebags
Giant eagle has a 4 for $10 deal on kombucha if you’re tryna get your probiotic on
I wonder what he charges to split a line of white lightning off my AAA card in the janitors closet