Got a lass coming in for the weekend
“Laying low” tonight, then tomorrow we’re checking out a boujee gypsy-style market, hitting the shooting range, then drinking all the top shelf margs in Columbus
I’m a fan of the shooting range date, it’s something outside the box and a ton of fun
Plus you can use the classic “here, let me adjust your form” excuse to get suggestively close
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I don’t get an adrenaline rush from mini golf
Got a lass coming in for the weekend
“Laying low” tonight, then tomorrow we’re checking out a boujee gypsy-style market, hitting the shooting range, then drinking all the top shelf margs in Columbus
I’m a fan of the shooting range date, it’s something outside the box and a ton of fun
Plus you can use the classic “here, let me adjust your form” excuse to get suggestively close
A hat unlike any other
Marlboro Lites are the Michelob Ultra of cigs
At the very least smoke 27’s, guys, we’re not in middle school anymore
It sucks for the first few days then your gut bacteria adjusts and you start craving all the right stuff.
My go-to big game apparel is a French blue suit that is a guaranteed head-turner
I see the guy wanting to stay in Colorado and be a budtender. Seems up his alley.
Crashed and burned, huh Mav?
TBH I respect the fuck out of that
Just like the ol’ finger in the chili gag
“I shoot a .45 because I can’t shoot a .46”
Chokers
“That’s so funny, I never use condoms either!”
Pour up some grape drink, turn on the special, and let that hangover melt away
That’s the complete opposite of my New Years resolution
Edgy
I’m into it
That’s some “fuck you” money right there
Even I could get laid in a place like that
Stay frosty. Remember, don’t fire unless fired upon.