My hunting buddy had the audacity to get a job that’s preventing him from accompanying me on opening day of elk season this weekend. Because I’m not trying to die in the wilderness or pack out several hundred lb’s of meat by myself, I’m instead opting to get shitfaced with my dad at Snowbird’s Oktoberfest and go hunting next weekend.
Salt life stickers are sold purely for profiling purposes. Everybody knows Salty Crew is the brand for the real ones who like stacking tuna and getting blood on the decks.
I mobbed in that same convertible in HS but it wasn’t a turbo. The whole volleyball team got our nicknames engraved on the inside of our championship rings and mine read “Top Down”. Great fuckin car.
Weve got pretty good road proximity for out hunt so we should be fine with a base camp at the trucks but I’ve been looking at packable tents and sleeping bags if I need to go deeper and pack hunt
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Didn’t know I could love you any more than I already did
No mention of Crucial Taunt from Waynes World?? Un fuckin believable
You’re not even going to mention Crucial Taunt from Waynes World???? The fuck is wrong with you, they wail
You need more hobbies
My hunting buddy had the audacity to get a job that’s preventing him from accompanying me on opening day of elk season this weekend. Because I’m not trying to die in the wilderness or pack out several hundred lb’s of meat by myself, I’m instead opting to get shitfaced with my dad at Snowbird’s Oktoberfest and go hunting next weekend.
The Homestar Runner reference gave me chills
Just tuck ‘n go, man
Cuz real recognizes real
These hoodlums are straight drunk off horny juice and I love it
Holy shit that was mine in my last apartment
Password valarmorghulis
Joe Rogan’s new special AND a new season of Meat Eater? Don’t mind if I fucking do
Salt life stickers are sold purely for profiling purposes. Everybody knows Salty Crew is the brand for the real ones who like stacking tuna and getting blood on the decks.
“Come with me, kid. We’re heading to the bars, gonna see if I can use your cuteness to get some strange”
Bridget, you SCAMP
I mobbed in that same convertible in HS but it wasn’t a turbo. The whole volleyball team got our nicknames engraved on the inside of our championship rings and mine read “Top Down”. Great fuckin car.
* he can follow the instructions from Blue Apron
I hear key parties are making a comeback
You just had a wide open fast break 3 in the corner and didn’t shoot the ball.
He’s locked, loaded, and ready to catch some bodies. Onward to Valhalla.
Weve got pretty good road proximity for out hunt so we should be fine with a base camp at the trucks but I’ve been looking at packable tents and sleeping bags if I need to go deeper and pack hunt